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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 22

    Still Some Nutella Left In Jar, Reports Depression https://trib.al/mE15rAB pic.twitter.com/dbgX1MV6PO

    8:28 PM - 22 Mar 2018
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      1.  ⁉️ ❓ ‼️ ⁉️ ⁉️‏ @vexelove Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think you mean Delusion because no way would there be any Nutella left in the jar within the first hour of depression.

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      1. mia  ⭐️‏ @mia_cathleen Mar 23
        Replying to @perswitch @TheOnion

        Lol ily

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      1. 𝖐𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖆 𝖓𝖊-𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆𝖈  🧛🏼‍♀️‏ @jajceglava Mar 22
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        Damn just @ me next time Onion

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      1. Dina Turner‏ @turnerdina1 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @stldesktop

        I don't wait for depression to eat Nutella, so I guess you can say I use it as preventive medicine.

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      1. jvh‏ @jamesy_vh Mar 23
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      1. Not the face‏ @an_t_farm Mar 22
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        I have a solution for that. First microwave it for 15 seconds. Then heat some Whole milk to about 150°F. Pour the milk into the jar, secure the lid, and shake it until there is no more Nutella stuck to the jar. Pour it into a mug and enjoy. You're welcome.

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      1. LIL KEV FROM 107TH‏ @KM_TheKing Mar 22
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      1. Lori Weber‏ @Sirius_Alpacas Mar 22
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        @BarrettWeber This reminds me of you.

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Mar 23
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        Man is the cruelest animal.

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      1. Susan metal. ( stage name )‏ @Susanmetal1 Mar 22
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        I get that way over peanut butter..

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      1. PunnerGamerNerd‏ @Punnergamernerd Mar 22
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        Running out of Nutella is single-handedly the most depressing thing that can happen

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