Really? Are you serious? This is news to you? Obviously this isn’t that important.
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I hope you know the onion is a joke news source lol
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I just can’t stand the fake news. Keep it off Twitter. Not the place. Onion is a dumb name anyway. Wish it would be a little more honest.
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I think people haven't yet noticed that "Dimmadome" is in your name
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Was a joke for someone else. Read the first letters of my second tweet.
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The “I can’t stand” one. Each of the first letters of the sentences.
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Ah, much clearer. But before i go, I must make something clear. Grating tweets such as this are what make twitter great. Not only is it funny and relatable, it makes life easier for those of us who stress on current events. Until we can get past it, we must laugh at it. Together.
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@ThraxMitchell "Hey man I made a bunch of borscht, help yourself" -
To be fair, it was delicious.
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@SMBLOB it's Lunchmeat's Shaz! -
"Hey, uh, you guys hungry? I cooked sumshatz on the stove. It's Shaaaaazzzzzz."
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"It all starts with 6 boxes of Zattarran jambalaya mix. Then just add whatever other shaz ya got!"
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Cousins gotta have each other's backs!
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Stop reporting the real news, Onion
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This reminded me of you
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oh my god it IS my apartment constantly smells like her kitchen experiments
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AFOELEMEM
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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