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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 22

    New Parents Wisely Start College Fund That Will Pay For 12 Weeks Of Education https://trib.al/I5wV8fu pic.twitter.com/JuHLhT0WzF

    4:46 PM - 22 Mar 2018
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      1. Jimmy‏ @Vote_Nov_6 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit, how did they manage to save up $58,000?

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      1. Richard Zilka‏ @Big_Zilka Mar 23
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        Doesn't include room and board, TV, Netflix, birth control, and liquor.

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      1. JKegs‏ @KegsJ Mar 22
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        Or as we call them, the 1%.

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      1. Surely You Jest....‏ @PunxsySue Mar 24
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        tell them not to worry. Kid will get drafted to military at 18.

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      1. Surely You Jest....‏ @PunxsySue Mar 24
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        By the time he's 18 it will buy 3 college books and lunch.

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      1. Did it for 11‏ @FolesTrain Mar 23
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        I get the sarcasm but that's still 12 weeks of interest that doesn't need to be payed off

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      1. save nature&humanity‏ @bankofbiology Mar 22
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        save nature&humanity Retweeted save nature&humanity

        Education without honesty is life without soulhttps://twitter.com/bankofbiology/status/977011944791138304?s=20 …

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        Where the seeds of corruption shouldn't be sown in young minds of children? pic.twitter.com/XFRCuQaZbx
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      1. Justin Magner‏ @JustinCMagner Mar 22
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        You shouldn't belittle some hard working folks for trying! Why not write about the soaring cost of college education!?

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      1. Glean Weaver‏ @hortstu Mar 22
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        @RichardHeartWin is there calculator to help me decide if I should pay more towards my 20yr old student loans or save for my kids?

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 22
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        Larry Kudlow in his Show pointed out to them that the “12 Weeks Of Education” don’t include the Weekends.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Mar 22
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        They should hire a empty nest tiger mom to be their au pair to improve the odds of getting scholarships, that or, paint the babies room with lead based paint on unprimed walls.

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      1. martg‏ @middlesismartha Mar 22
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        Been there done that.

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Mar 22
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        Lucky for them none of us will be around by then...

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