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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 22

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "Man, looking on as that arrogant piece of shit tries to keep it together has been great."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/976902859269820416 …

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    American People Admit Having Facebook Data Stolen Kind Of Worth It To Watch That Little Fucker Squirm https://trib.al/Bq1c4S3  pic.twitter.com/zaRZWMtjmD
    4:16 PM - 22 Mar 2018
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    26 replies 448 retweets 2,204 likes
      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wasn’t this the ending of the Social Network movie?

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      2. grovetuckyboy‏ @samgrande0 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he doesn't mind squirming trust me, them billions are easily slept on at night

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      2. Surely You Jest....‏ @PunxsySue Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah that's true Onion. Here we are, but for him, we wouldn't have this platform to comment. Is that ironical?? 😀

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      4. Surely You Jest....‏ @PunxsySue Mar 22
        Replying to @JackWerry @TheOnion

        Mark Zuckerberg is Facebook. If it weren't for Facebook I doubt Twitter would such a platform. Ironicle isn't it Onion.

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      6. Surely You Jest....‏ @PunxsySue Mar 24
        Replying to @JackWerry @TheOnion

        Yes. I remember My Space.

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      1. Barry McGowan Art‏ @artbaz101 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We always knew Zuckerberg was a conniving, morally-bankrupt little shit when he first created Facebook, but I had thought that unimaginable wealth would have changed him a bit.

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      1. MobeDick‏ @WhiteSpir1t Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @der_bluthund I don’t retweet The Onion, but when I do, it’s good sh*t.

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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lizard people never had it together in the first place

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      1. SDsc0rch‏ @SDsc_rch Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #NailedIt

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      1. Kristof Von Hofmann‏ @Wynstaff Mar 23
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        #deletefacebook #myspaceisstiwaitingforyou

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      1. 🅁.🅆.🄺.🅃.‏ @theonlymanhere Mar 23
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        Oh I almost forgot to play that backing soundtrack for the image of Zuckerberghttps://youtu.be/6hzrDeceEKc 

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      1. 🅁.🅆.🄺.🅃.‏ @theonlymanhere Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His app...Facebook I think its called... yeah it sucks.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 23
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        Try this man for #TREASON!!!

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 23
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        https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/22/cambridge-analytica-warrant-high-court-adjourns-hearing-information-commissioner …

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      1. Jennifer Clements‏ @jenrclem Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @k8cappetta

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      1. Luciana  ❤️‏ @ludentrodaldeia Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂

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