if only his parents had been nicer at homeschool lunch.
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His Mom used to fight him by the bike rack.
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She should have finished what she started.
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It takes a village to raise a sensitive, promising bomber.
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I thought the onion was satire?
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Was. They've gone full Daily Show this year.
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Satire can no longer be separated from conservative news touted as real news. That’s just where we’re at.
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How do I donate to The Onion?
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I had to double check that it was
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And there it is. The Onion is no longer satire, but a straight-shooting political observer. Never thought I’d see the day. Here lies irony. Time of death. 03/22/18, 3:14 PM PT.
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What about all the sensitive & promising Black Kids lives who did far less?
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Race isn't the issue, but okay. Make it a race issue.
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Technically, it is. Because these white high profile criminals are always made to look sympathetic when they've done terrible things. As if we should care that they were "bright young men" when they've murdered innocents. Punish them for their actions, condemn their actions.
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...or be consistent if the bomber was a black kid
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Sounds about white.
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You guys are the only way i know I'm not the only one who thinks this place is nuts
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