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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 22

    Authorities Claim The True Austin Bomber Was Everyone Who Failed This Sensitive, Promising Kid https://trib.al/2STNmY0 pic.twitter.com/KPhZZrYrBA

    3:14 PM - 22 Mar 2018
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    89 replies 2,874 retweets 7,773 likes
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      2. SushiCat‏ @SushiCat2041 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if only his parents had been nicer at homeschool lunch.

        1 reply 2 retweets 62 likes
      3. Bob Dietz‏ @BackNColo Mar 23
        Replying to @SushiCat2041 @TheOnion

        His Mom used to fight him by the bike rack.

        1 reply 0 retweets 42 likes
      4. mitt jomny‏ @bizmarkiedesade Mar 23
        Replying to @BackNColo @SushiCat2041 @TheOnion

        She should have finished what she started.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Hanna E‏ @lil__intro_vert Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It takes a village to raise a sensitive, promising bomber.

        0 replies 2 retweets 137 likes
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      2. CocoRosso‏ @coccobella19 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the onion was satire?

        2 replies 0 retweets 97 likes
      3. Holly Huffstutler‏ @hhuffstutler Mar 23
        Replying to @coccobella19 @TheOnion

        Was. They've gone full Daily Show this year.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. justCRAIG‏ @visiontraffikr Mar 24
        Replying to @hhuffstutler @TheOnion

        Satire can no longer be separated from conservative news touted as real news. That’s just where we’re at.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Dank Memes Oakland‏ @DankMemeOakland Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do I donate to The Onion?

        0 replies 2 retweets 36 likes
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      2. Lee Drake‏ @Lee__Drake Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lee Drake Retweeted The Onion

        I had to double check that it was @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/976945133416534017 …

        Lee Drake added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Authorities Claim The True Austin Bomber Was Everyone Who Failed This Sensitive, Promising Kid https://trib.al/2STNmY0  pic.twitter.com/KPhZZrYrBA
        1 reply 1 retweet 54 likes
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      2. Lucky Dog Hot Sauce‏ @luckydoghot Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And there it is. The Onion is no longer satire, but a straight-shooting political observer. Never thought I’d see the day. Here lies irony. Time of death. 03/22/18, 3:14 PM PT.

        2 replies 2 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Tom W‏ @spokanetom Mar 22
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        Tom W Retweeted Propane Jane™

        https://twitter.com/docrocktex26/status/976806204113588226?s=19 …

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        Propane Jane™ @docrocktex26
        Translation: he was a White dude so we have to pretend that premeditated fabrication of explosives and terroristic murder by mail are just the sympathetic growing pains of White young adulthood. https://twitter.com/twittermoments/status/976606242033553408 …
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      2. MoreMusicMoreMoney‏ @MoreMusicMoreMo Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about all the sensitive & promising Black Kids lives who did far less? @Kaepernick7pic.twitter.com/MyFhtTrHLa

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. REDACTED‏ @Technic127 Mar 22
        Replying to @MoreMusicMoreMo @TheOnion @Kaepernick7

        Race isn't the issue, but okay. Make it a race issue.

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sinthia‏ @sinbethemoon Mar 23
        Replying to @Technic127 @MoreMusicMoreMo and

        Technically, it is. Because these white high profile criminals are always made to look sympathetic when they've done terrible things. As if we should care that they were "bright young men" when they've murdered innocents. Punish them for their actions, condemn their actions.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Phil Cuff‏ @PhilCuff Mar 24
        Replying to @sinbethemoon @MoreMusicMoreMo and

        ...or be consistent if the bomber was a black kid

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      6. End of conversation
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      2. pauliegraph‏ @pauliegraph Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds about white.

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
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      1. John Burrows‏ @JohnFohf Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are the only way i know I'm not the only one who thinks this place is nuts

        0 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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