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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 22

    ‘You Are The Jewel Of My Collection,’ Says Saudi Prince While Guiding Frightened Jared Kushner Toward Harem https://trib.al/nPQ5nwf pic.twitter.com/Yr75RRF1do

    12:57 PM - 22 Mar 2018
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    • Shy Reply Spooky Guy sieze the GHOSTS of production 🕷💀👻🎃 Mater Suspiriorum🔇🌹💣🃏💩🐱💋🌽🍆 Cataphrakt 🇮🇳🇮🇳masood taheri🇮🇷🇮🇷 Catherine Weibel Evaluator Speculator maren roeske Παλλάς Ἀθήνη🦉 Vote🌊⚕️🌎💙🇺🇸🦅📜 for our lives!
    97 replies 1,475 retweets 5,546 likes
      1. BIG  🗳 ENERGY‏ @ampersine Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "It's not gay if the orbs don't touch"

        0 replies 1 retweet 72 likes
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      2. darth™‏ @darth Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @emptywheel

        omfG

        2 replies 0 retweets 77 likes
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      2. Taylor White‏ @T_G_White Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's gotta make peace in the Middle East somehow!

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Julia Indigo‏ @JuliaIndigo Mar 22
        Replying to @T_G_White @TheOnion

        Piece?

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now THIS is a good one Onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘Don’t worry, you’ll fit in with the other eunuchs... ‘

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      2. Franco  🍹‏ @FrancoIKU Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @gotdem

        I have a feeling this is true

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Timi Burke‏ @gotdem Mar 22
        Replying to @FrancoIKU @TheOnion

        #JaredOfArabia

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Bill Horsey‏ @StrangedeBill1 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least he's preparing Jared "I'm too pretty for prison" Kusher for his new life. . . . .

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Tom Behling‏ @mechanitom Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one was so good I actually clicked the link so they would get a fraction of a cent in ad revenue. Jolly good!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Linda Metzger‏ @lindametzger Mar 23
        Replying to @mechanitom @TheOnion

        The fact that you say jolly good makes you jolly awesome.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Chris Owens‏ @LordScavamungus Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        whoever did the photoshop deserves a spot bonus and possibly a small raise

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      2. Johnny Larue‏ @JohnnyLarue999 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jared will see that in prison soon...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Kavanaugh the RAPIST‏ @CATS_PAWS Mar 22
        Replying to @JohnnyLarue999 @TheOnion

        Jared will be sharing a prison cell with a 300 pound lovelorn Bubba. I wonder how many cigarettes Jared will have to trade for a jar of vasoline?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Michael Hussey‏ @husseymichael Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @KT_So_It_Goes

        Not fake newshttp://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/03/why-the-saudi-crown-prince-might-think-he-owns-kushner.html …

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      1. filthy s'wit‏ @jaidspur Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The warm and knowing look on the Saudi prince's face is the best part

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. AfterMarch24th‏ @24Mar18 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ivanka is way more hung than Jared.

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      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hes just gonna warm him up for prison. gonna make a great fish

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