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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 21

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    Lead researcher Susan Lord added that only the top 15 percent of rodents are able to decorate their residence with framed photos of cheese, beer-coaster area rugs, and wee “Home Sweet Home” signs hanging over their doors.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/976526119171248129 …

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    Study: Only 40% Of Mice Have Little Welcome Mat, Doorway Leading To Tiny Home Inside Wall https://trib.al/vck7UEK  pic.twitter.com/vAnTHvRrNW
    7:49 PM - 21 Mar 2018
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    • Music Web Designer ℉モ尺⑥Ꮓ工llᎪ nothing creative Pierre-Simon Laplace Meghan Marentette Jacob Alistair Avery Vogan Sarah Newton Evan Offenberger
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      1.  🍁 🎃 🌾Lucy D’s  🐱 🐶Pets & Peeves 👿 🤨‏ @DPeeves Mar 21
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        My heart goes out to the 85%😥

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      1. Brian Boutillier‏ @BoutillierBrian Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m not very political, but this income inequality is completely unjust

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      1. Nchaa Bidaa‏ @NBidaa Mar 22
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        That is really sad

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      1. Frank Hall‏ @fhall02 Mar 22
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        We have a rat in the White House!

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      1. Janice Pope‏ @JanicePope58 Mar 22
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        I always knew my rat was special

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      1. Hailey‏ @HaileyTC2006 Mar 22
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        Rofl 🤣 🤣🤣

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Mar 22
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        Yuppic.twitter.com/AScb5c06gx

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      1. Louis Redux‏ @LouisRedux Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @belledejour_uk

        Well off boomer and gen xer mice taking shit off millennial mice again. Mind you, those millenial mice waste loads of cheese on avocado toast...

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      2. the ethical slut‏ @applecellar Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CoalPowers

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      3. ratʎoq‏ @CoalPowers Mar 22
        Replying to @applecellar @TheOnion

        My rats have a McDonald's bag inside their cage right now. That's about the most decorating they do

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      1. Morgan‏ @Morgan_Overley_ Mar 21
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        @blaise_vigil

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      1. We Can See You‏ @cantbbreathe Mar 21
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        Welcome to the rat race.

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      1. Aubiebelle‏ @AubiebelleClark Mar 21
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        Why doesn't Mickey step and do something? He has the means! This is tragic!

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      1. Unice Lieberman‏ @UniceLieberman Mar 21
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        Can’t but help think of poor Mushmouse

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 21
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        Oh, Lord! The bottom 85% of rodents keep their “Home Sweet Home” safe from cats by displaying this sign prominently on their door.pic.twitter.com/RSP8jIqVh5

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      1. Ernie‏ @ErnieRiv_5 Mar 21
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        Typical elite

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      1. Sandbag7‏ @Sandbag75 Mar 21
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        What percentage of them have an American Flag in front of their hole?

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      1. Meri McClellan‏ @AllisonMcClell8 Mar 21
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        I knew it.

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      1. ĺşhțåŕ has a Pre Existing Condition‏ @ubiquitous817 Mar 21
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        It's quite sad. I blame it on income inequality.

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