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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 21

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    The results appear to indicate that those who snore, whether that be mild wheezing or loud, arrhythmic snorting, incur heightened risks of getting their jugular slashed in the middle of the night by family members.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/976487119861534720 …

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    Report: Snoring May Increase Risk Of Having Throat Slit During Night By Loved One https://trib.al/SzUQT1t  pic.twitter.com/dM0RO4IJH8
    2:53 PM - 21 Mar 2018
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    • nothing creative Pierre-Simon Laplace joanna Lesley Knapp Yung Asbjørn Sarah Newton oh hi mark Professional Loser 🌸Megan♌☮️🇺🇸
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      2. Slex‏ @Lex__Go Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @baileethellama @faithvinton Dad

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      3. Bailee 🦈‏ @baileethellama Mar 21
        Replying to @Lex__Go @TheOnion @faithvinton

        So true lol. Thinking back on all of our late night plots in hotel rooms 😂

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      2. David Myles‏ @DavidMyles Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is a homeopathic cure for gullibility... i sell it - message me

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      4. David Myles‏ @DavidMyles Mar 21

        what does that mean?

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      6. David Myles‏ @DavidMyles Mar 22

        i turned it on, last time i turned on republicans said mean things to me... heh lol

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      1. Lacey Hejl‏ @lacey_hejl Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tahejlwithyou @c4hejl hmm ... 😂

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      2. James LeBlanc‏ @jameswleblanc Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @Aportzline

        @TammyPorteous

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      1. Christopher Ajluni‏ @Cajluni Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AshleyLemaine

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      1. Dana Williams‏ @dawcbm Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I sent your post to my significant other today and he thought it was real... Him: So I shouldn’t be sleeping with you? Me: I’m not saying that, I’m just saying it’s risky😂...needless to say, he didn’t get the humor 🤦🏽‍♀️

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      1. Larry Fieri‏ @Smellz122 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your dream might come true @Jackfrost122

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Mar 21
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        Great reason to have the main squeeze 85 miles away, lol

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      1. NeAndrewThal‏ @PeakHunting Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This article is part-two in the Onion’s multi-part series of articles, featuring white males getting their throats slit in various scenarios. Stay tuned for an article on DIY pez dispensers.

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      1. Carrie‏ @Carrie2cats2dog Mar 21
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        I can totally relate. (This is not a confession)

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      1. Escaped from L.A. with Zombies‏ @stucknLAwzmbies Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeeezelouise

        Analysis: true.

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      1. Bill Brohaugh‏ @BillBrohaugh Mar 21
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        Hey! I thought you were comedy rather than truzzzzzzz ..... yipes! .....

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      2. ĺşhțåŕ has a Pre Existing Condition‏ @ubiquitous817 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have anecdotal evidence supporting the study's findings.

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