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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 21

    Adorable 23-Year-Old Yelling About Economic Injustice Must Have Just Read Howard Zinn For First Time https://trib.al/RgQLedJ pic.twitter.com/qnzpDUTLvG

    12:31 PM - 21 Mar 2018
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      2. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and by read you mean audiobook

        3 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
      3.  🎃 Kelly  🎃‏ @KingPizzaPower Mar 21
        Replying to @FreestyleWild @TheOnion

        What's wrong with that? (Asking for a friend)

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Qing Brookie‏ @lil_dim_sum Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Goddamn it, "A People's History of the United States" is still high on my to-read list.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Art Schnurple‏ @ArtSchnurple Mar 21
        Replying to @lil_dim_sum @TheOnion

        I've started it at least twice, and I barely get into the part about the people in the bottom of the slave ship, shackled and surrounded by corpses and human waste, and I'm like, I JUST CAN'T. One of these days.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. stjohnson‏ @stjohnson Mar 21
        Replying to @ArtSchnurple @lil_dim_sum @TheOnion

        It’s interesting, yet without any cited sources many of the “facts” and “true accounts” are highly dubious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Qing Brookie‏ @lil_dim_sum Mar 21
        Replying to @stjohnson @ArtSchnurple @TheOnion

        Duly noted, thank you! Would you still recommend it in spite of that? Or is there a better read out there?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. stjohnson‏ @stjohnson Mar 21
        Replying to @lil_dim_sum @ArtSchnurple @TheOnion

        I’d stay away... If you’re just looking for a good read that will get you pissed off at “The Man” and actually backs up the stuff with cited material I recommend Fast Food Nation and Toxic Sludge Is Good For You. Both fantastic reads!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Hudson, sir. He's Hicks.‏ @Amanda_Kerri Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or realized his degree is suffering from market saturation and there aren't any jobs that pay.

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      1. Art Schnurple‏ @ArtSchnurple Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh man, I *HATE* when young people read Howard Zinn and talk about economic injustice. Why can't they just post racist Pepe memes and rant about political correctness like a normal young person.

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      1. Mark Drop‏ @markdrop Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        better late than never

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      1. Andy Till‏ @andy_till Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        On the right path, keep reading.

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      1. yungfoxmain  ☄️キグナス ☄️ - New Eye’s Search‏ @VVideoneon Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We love Howard Zinn. Just never going to finish reading anything he writes

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      1. John Stevens‏ @johnhstevens2 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or has a low paying job just out of college along with huge student debt! Things are a bit tougher for this generation....

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      2. William Hartigan‏ @therealelchapo4 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @myfriendclay this is like when you read Freaksnomics in HS

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Clay Blackiston‏ @myfriendclay Mar 22
        Replying to @therealelchapo4 @TheOnion

        Do you know what sumo wrestlers and school teachers have in common?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. William Hartigan‏ @therealelchapo4 Mar 22
        Replying to @myfriendclay @TheOnion

        What?

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      5. Clay Blackiston‏ @myfriendclay Mar 22
        Replying to @therealelchapo4 @TheOnion

        They both cheat

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. William Hartigan‏ @therealelchapo4 Mar 22
        Replying to @myfriendclay @TheOnion

        Clay..

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Clay Blackiston‏ @myfriendclay Mar 22
        Replying to @therealelchapo4 @TheOnion

        Not my research idea or conclusion, first chapter of freakanomics 🤪

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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