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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 21

    Study: Only 40% Of Mice Have Little Welcome Mat, Doorway Leading To Tiny Home Inside Wall https://trib.al/vck7UEK pic.twitter.com/vAnTHvRrNW

    11:29 AM - 21 Mar 2018
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      1.  🍂C 🎃urtney 🕸Sh 👻nn 🎃n 🍂‏ @cshannonpdx Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoever staged this photo did a good job because this is very cute.

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      2. Tbot‏ @tbonebot Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another study reports the welcome mats are on a downhill trend due to an increase in Speciesism.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Tbot‏ @tbonebot Mar 21
        Replying to @tbonebot @TheOnion

        "We don't feel safe. The world is homosapien-centric and biased toward felines. 'Welcome' mats send the message that it's ok to ignore the struggles of mice. "

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Jenn‏ @MoonlightVoodoo Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And of course it's a white mouse. #WhitePrivilege

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Andy Holeman‏ @andyholeman Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The struggle is real!

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      2. Brandon Shelton‏ @BrandonShelton Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why does the staircase lead directly into the wall?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. James Beauchamp‏ @jb1964 Mar 22
        Replying to @BrandonShelton @TheOnion

        It's like the Tardis.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My cats make welcome mats from mouse pelts.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Jonas King‏ @jonas_king Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Millennial mice are killing the animal housing industry.

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      2. SCOTT DEYAGER‏ @ScottDeYager Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahhhh...a time gone by. I remember when mice had white toothpick fences.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Patricia Laman‏ @laman_patricia Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the percentage would be higher!

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      1. Pro B‏ @UnrealPros Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that the cupboard under the stairs? Harry are you there?

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        100% of rats living in big houses have "YUGE" Welcome Mats.

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      1. Peter, Duke of Gasoline‏ @Petergasoline Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The shrinking middle class!

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      1. AJ‏ @masterswordzman Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well if you put a mat out, then the cats and people know where to find you. The smart ones stay hidden

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      1. minimapper‏ @eyepox Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm in the minority 💖

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      1. Lorenzo Sintes‏ @lorenzosintes95 Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Andr6wMale

        My welcome has a mat on it...

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      1. Mr Magoo‏ @mag00ver Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Enough about the housing crises!

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