I know this a joke but I crunched the numbers & obnoxious snorring raises the risk of being murdured by a loved one by almost 6%. The numbers are based on inaccurate data from the internet, but the percentage should still be about accurate.
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Oh, I get it. So, like, the irritation just builds up and builds up, and 1 day you accidentally forget to wash the dishes and then BAM! Good to know.
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Familiarity over time breeds contempt.
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Oh it’s like that now?
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You never said anything mean! One time you tapped me and said “that’s enough” and I shifted up and there were no more problems!
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Reports also show that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it!
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I sleep in constant fear of said throat-slittingpic.twitter.com/mpMQQo3F0w
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My hubby is going to an ENT, so that I don’t have perform amateur throat surgery in the middle of the night.
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I've survived two of those savage and senseless attacks by loved ones, after which and regardless of the weather, I now only wear turtlenecks.
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@mitchellhammon
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Yeah u don't say.
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