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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 21

    Best Part Of Gay 12-Year-Old’s Day Half Hour Spent Eating Lunch Alone On Staircase https://trib.al/s0pP5QT pic.twitter.com/cd0x13yzAp

    7:21 AM - 21 Mar 2018
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    63 replies 252 retweets 1,518 likes
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      2. jbrjr‏ @Richjb77 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny. That’s a friend of mines son.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Hυηт‏ @CRHUN7 Mar 21
        Replying to @Richjb77 @TheOnion

        See ? Now apply this to every single onion post. This is not satire. It's the sad truth of our reality. They never did satire in the first place, they just portray the current situation we're in, giving it to us straight. The sooner people realize they aren't joking the better.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. jbrjr‏ @Richjb77 Mar 21
        Replying to @CRHUN7 @TheOnion

        Johnny Rockets Customer Terrified After Evidently Falling Through Wormhole Into 1950s http://trib.al/NkA73Vc . This is a sad truth to our reality???

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. Hυηт‏ @CRHUN7 Mar 21
        Replying to @Richjb77 @TheOnion

        Yes, most of us experience this on a daily basis but we are afraid to come forth with the confession

        1 reply 1 retweet 24 likes
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      2. Billy Cobb‏ @COBBTIMUS_PRIME Mar 21
        Replying to @j_millerworks @TheOnion

        Dude, it’s the Onion.

        2 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
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      2. Coles Street Pothole‏ @ColesStreetPoth Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When are you going to start doing humor and satire again?

        2 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
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      4. Coles Street Pothole‏ @ColesStreetPoth Mar 21
        Replying to @tfcytfcghfuyyfc @TheOnion

        Good point.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. your very own monica bellucci dream‏ @DJCPI Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TOO REAL, MAN

        0 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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      1. Twospookykids‏ @twowackykids Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, The Onion, this is dark. Even for you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Elaine‏ @rosalita2740 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too sad to be funny. 😭😭😭

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      2. cracker pagan‏ @buttcheektittie Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus Christ

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Hυηт‏ @CRHUN7 Mar 21
        Replying to @buttcheektittie @TheOnion

        He's not here

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Joey Wolf but spookier‏ @MisterJWolf Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Literally me when I was 12.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Alex Arment‏ @weirdflavororeo Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real, The Onion. Too real.

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      1. Press Remington‏ @RealPressington Mar 21
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