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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 21

    Goose Suddenly Realizes It Doesn’t Have To Honk Like An Idiot Entire Time It’s Flapping Wings https://trib.al/V8nkrw3 pic.twitter.com/nNh50SgbeI

    5:00 AM - 21 Mar 2018
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      1. Jack Grubb‏ @jcgrubb Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It doesn't HAVE to, it WANTS to

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      2.  🧟‍♂️Robert Stribley 🧟‍♂️‏ @stribs Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not cool to subtweet @realDonaldTrump this way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Student of Alchemy‏ @ryukage_sama Mar 21
        Replying to @stribs @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Now if only he could figure out how not to shit everywhere.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. day two at rich people school‏ @not__heath Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Timmaaahhhhh honk?

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      3. Tim Locksmith‏ @Timmaaahhhhh Mar 21
        Replying to @not__heath @TheOnion

        Honk

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      1. Quantum Ryan‏ @Oscillian Mar 21
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        It’s Canadian, it’s just being polite as it passes you by...

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      1. subtleteed‏ @TeedGirl Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those would be the male geese giving the lead female geese directions south.

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      2. Emily E. Williams‏ @EEdub94 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @trickydick28

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      3. dick.‏ @trickydick28 Mar 21
        Replying to @EEdub94 @TheOnion

        Maybe they should fly into a volcano now

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Steven‏ @Ambiguousocial Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish NYC drivers would realize they don't have to honk like an idiot every time the light turns green.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Kill the Ball Media‏ @Killballmedia Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @RunCoachAndy

        Stupid goose.

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      2. Jake Osborn‏ @OsbornTheJake Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've been starting to doubt how factual The Onion is but this post definitely cannot be true.

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      4. Jake Osborn‏ @OsbornTheJake Mar 21

        Thank you captain obvious

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      1. Bill Kaye‏ @bkayetwit Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's a lot of traffic up there in the sky. Those geese are just telling the guy in front of him "Behind you! Get out of my honking way!"

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      1. Bogdan Mendryshora‏ @BMendry Mar 21
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        Just one goose. The rest are unconvinced @irena_fridman

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      1. Lurka‏ @Lurka_UK Mar 21
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        @neka

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