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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 20

    Uber Self-Driving Car Strikes And Kills Pedestrian In Arizona https://trib.al/bjACYJF  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/26haBHYix0

    3:25 PM - 20 Mar 2018
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    12 replies 86 retweets 470 likes
      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn't know they had pedestrians in Arizona. Did don tesla authorize the hit? Must have been a professional programmed for such tasks.

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      1. steve schilling‏ @steveschillin10 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no one human could have avoided this accident

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      1. Dwayne Prophet‏ @Thaprophet516 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uber needs these..pic.twitter.com/bVx0gTtfBd

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      1. RiF Record‏ @recordnj Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know, reallypic.twitter.com/vZGY579zwq

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      1. I, Sisyphus‏ @Eye_Claudia Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man, who are you and how do you do it? Like, I can't even laugh. And yet, it's friggin hilarius... Food for naught...

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      1. Ramiro Silveira‏ @Ramirosd1 Mar 20
        Replying to @impeachdafuhrer @TheOnion

        To kill another robot

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      2. ShreddyTheCat‏ @ShreddyTheCat Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        AI is only as smart as man makes it. It will never be aware like human drivers. There are too many variables. Thus it should never be allowed on open roads only on closed systems.

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      3. Sgt. Comstein‏ @KittenCatPlays Mar 20
        Replying to @ShreddyTheCat @TheOnion

        Everything about your tweet is wrong.

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      1. HisCarlness‏ @HisRoyalCarlnes Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still more trustworthy then the fekking drivers I have to walk around...

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      2. Jim E. Smiley‏ @jimmiesmiley Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The problem with A.I. is it learns from it's mistakes...so basically the only way to advance self driving cars is to have them kill people

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      3. aidan c‏ @aidanisanapple Mar 21
        Replying to @jimmiesmiley @TheOnion

        Well, no. Google feeds the AI hours of footage of a human driving, and the AI mimics it on the road. They also give it a certain set of guidelines, like "don't hit stuff." No one has to die for AI to advance.

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      2. ᴿealfarmacist‏ @real_farmacist Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Savage.

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      3. ᴿealfarmacist‏ @real_farmacist Mar 20
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        pic.twitter.com/NYwSXOt4pl

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      1. LIBERTY‏ @LIBERTY66180098 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny and the cars need work - we ain't ready for them yet ! Keep the UBER drivers and stop letting this administration deport all of them

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