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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 20

    Mark Zuckerberg: ‘You Should Be Grateful All Your Incessant Oversharing Online Is Actually Worth Something’ https://trib.al/YRBEDTO pic.twitter.com/dfbx2kzXoH

    2:54 PM - 20 Mar 2018
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    157 replies 3,419 retweets 8,726 likes
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      2. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THE RECKONING.pic.twitter.com/9Dv0qcZaxl

        2 replies 6 retweets 24 likes
      3. Michael‏ @heylittlehouse Mar 20
        Replying to @agitpopworld @TheOnion

        I don't know what this means, but I enjoy its existence

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. Daniel Storchev‏ @Daniel_Storchev Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder how many people actually think these articles are legitimate

        6 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
      3. Hazel Pino‏ @places_peonies Mar 21
        Replying to @Daniel_Storchev @TheOnion

        Sadly, lots of people.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Magoo‏ @mrcryptomagoo Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @cryptobully

        pic.twitter.com/YF1OQgvOQa

        3 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. Hazel Pino‏ @places_peonies Mar 21
        Replying to @mrcryptomagoo @TheOnion @cryptobully

        I don't know why. But I can't stop watching this.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shut up, Jesse Eisenbergpic.twitter.com/y52rC3jxcY

        1 reply 1 retweet 33 likes
      3. Rob‏ @ZeroFuchsToGive Mar 21
        Replying to @thatoneguy2440 @TheOnion

        That movie was so good though...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Mar 22
        Replying to @ZeroFuchsToGive @TheOnion

        I know it was, I really like the film. I was making a joke lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Straight Outta Crypto‏ @dontpoketheBull Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wzGh9ZiPUA

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      2. RealLifeOnlineLive  🌎‏ @RealLifeOnline1 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Facebook it's time for Facebook to cease to exist like #Myspace Facebook allow anybody t;hat want to give them money to take your information Facebook do not care about their users #MarkZuckerberg is money hungry #WorldPoetryDay #snowday #YourThirdStrike Mark Zuckerbergs a crookpic.twitter.com/WZEj3MtMz6

        2 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Lluc Diaz‏ @llucdiaz Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @cryptobully

        Worth something means we should get money from Facebook for having an account?

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. Robert Bak‏ @5kyf4ll Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Worth something” given he is worth BILLIONS, I’d say he’s right!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Katharine Chapman‏ @moominkat Mar 21
        Replying to @5kyf4ll @TheOnion

        Not as many billions as this time last week! Ahahahahaha

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Robert Bak‏ @5kyf4ll Mar 21
        Replying to @moominkat @TheOnion

        Truth! Lulz!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Kieran Devane‏ @Kman53 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't this factual? What happened to the satire?

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘I will give away all your secrets if you don’t shut up.....oh wait...’

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      1. Howard Green, MD‏ @DermHAG Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let me understand this. For decades, EHR companies, health insurance Incs and pharmacies have been selling your personal and health information to anyone who comes along for massive financial benefits. Zuckerberg's company sells personal data and he gets indicted? #hcldr

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