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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 20

    Facebook Vows Not To Hand Over Users’ Medical Records To Government https://trib.al/0DtbQkq pic.twitter.com/UsX6Bbqqhz

    2:23 PM - 20 Mar 2018
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      2. Brett Russell  🌐‏ @brettarussell Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "vow" works in a good catholic marriage. Sorry Marky, Judge's don't care about vows. You don't decide who gets what.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. jon shelley‏ @jonshelley Mar 20
        Replying to @brettarussell @TheOnion

        Are you aware that the onion is satire? Literally, fake news

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Matthew L‏ @DarfNader Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ve gotta go easy on posts like these! They go straight to my HIPPAs!

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      1. brian hanaman‏ @BrianHanaman Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmao...but they'll give everything else to #CambridgeAnalytica .....

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      1. JimmyDooWop‏ @GEM1776 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @Educ8tusAll

        Why does FB have your medical records.... stop posting your entire life on social media

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Related: Zuckerberg responds to accusations Facebook is mostly a front for Fake News trolling entities.pic.twitter.com/Xy6Ry1YqUH

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      1. 9454modnaR can  🅱️ spooky‏ @FTLsproduction Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But we aren't on Facebook

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      1. Toots Sweet‏ @Shanes5 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spectrum Health has that covered.

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      2. Mr. YourDoomino‏ @MrOdomino Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "How did you even get these?" "Did you read the terms and conditions?" "Nobody does!" "Well, you should have."

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Matthew L‏ @DarfNader Mar 20
        Replying to @MrOdomino @TheOnion

        Keep in mind that if we actually took the time to spend reading every EULA we agreed to in a given year, that’d take us 76 work days to do so expecting people to do so is simply unreasonable.https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/03/reading-the-privacy-policies-you-encounter-in-a-year-would-take-76-work-days/253851/ …

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      4. Mr. YourDoomino‏ @MrOdomino Mar 20
        Replying to @DarfNader @TheOnion

        That's why it was a joke.

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      5. Matthew L‏ @DarfNader Mar 20
        Replying to @MrOdomino @TheOnion

        I got it... I just thought I’d support what you said with some numbers to underscore how absurd the situation is. It’s so unnerving when @TheOnion articles ring oddly true.

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      6. Mr. YourDoomino‏ @MrOdomino Mar 20
        Replying to @DarfNader @TheOnion

        Sorry, kind of hard to tell whose playing along and whose missing the joke on twitter.

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      1. Chase Eyster‏ @EysterChase Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...for now.

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      1. Rian Shaefer‏ @L0RDFuDGE Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        💯💯💯💯

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      1. Just a Queekie‏ @_CloverSmile Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All of users medical records*

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      1. LibertySister‏ @liberty_sister Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @TrumpsareNazis

        Oh gee there is no telling what the Russians have though.

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      1. Luke Holman‏ @luke_holman57 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0To8NmwJ8Mk …

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