Life always finds a way
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All the cars were sleeping harmlessly because they stayed up late to watch "Christine" on TV.
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I think The Onion should start doing serious pieces covering Trump. (or should have long ago). When even "fake news" doesn't have to lie to make a story ridiculous... well that's just hilarious. And a cause for suicidal depression...
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#NotTheOnionAnymore#WhenRealityBeatsFiction you just can't come up with these kinds of things.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@evanrachelwood remind you of anything?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: ‘As You Can See, They Are Quite Harmless,’ Says Uber Representative Guiding Detective Through Warehouse Of Sleeping Autonomous Cars https://trib.al/U60iUHO pic.twitter.com/n73OIZQrQO
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And so is every serial killer when he is asleep... Heck, a person is dead . These cars have to be banned !
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Hey there at the Onion.. how about a little satire involving crypto coins.. there’s a lot of BS to mine
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To be a pedestrian or a cyclist in Arizona is to take your life in your hands every time you cross the road. How many pedestrians are knocked-down by cars driven by Arizonans who greet them with surprise or suspicion, compared to by autonomous vehicles?
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Ummm......timing?
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I know, man. It couldn't have been better.
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There's nothing funny about a humanless car killing a homeless woman. Nothing.
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Was she homeless? Anyway, seems she stepped out into traffic from a completely dark median, according to latest reports. Almost impossible for even a human to avoid (and as it happened, a human was in the car, a backup driver in case of emergencies, & he didn’t see her either)
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This is how horror movies start.
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Saw the demo roll out of the Uber wifi remote driver on
@nyse channel today also llloolloloThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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