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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 20

    ‘My God, I’ve Discovered The Missing Link In The Russia Investigation,’ Think 379,000 Reddit Users Simultaneously https://trib.al/3JcAkei pic.twitter.com/6OWYh9ysza

    10:32 AM - 20 Mar 2018
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    51 replies 1,079 retweets 5,159 likes
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      2. ${Michael Ernest}‏ @mfernest Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love you guys. Don't go changin'.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Nelson Raley‏ @nelsonlraley Mar 20
        Replying to @mfernest @TheOnion

        “YOURe MAKING FUN OF SOMEThING I TAKE SERIoUSLY” “sTOP THaT”

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Samuel Freeman‏ @Thetrusamu Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Didn't cover how each piece was sourced from Buzzfeed.

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      2. J'Dinkalage Morgoone‏ @TreyMeans3 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        anonymous social media posters have all the answers. Everybody knows that

        2 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
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      2. Frank‏ @frankthetank899 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DeejDrake

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      3. Derek‏ @DeejDrake Mar 20
        Replying to @frankthetank899 @TheOnion

        I love seeing the posts of reddit people compiling evidence like mueller hadn’t collected all that day one

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Kendall Foster‏ @KendallSFoster Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one really feels personal.

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      2. Kevin A Potts Ω‏ @Kapp4774 Mar 20
        Replying to @BASEDB0T @TheOnion

        Not looking condescending enough.

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      2. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Her name is Hazel, and she is a 69 year old stripper from, Vladivostok. Checks frequent flyer miles, for interview.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. LuftWaffel‏ @Luftwaffel1492 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At the very least, this investigation has been keeping the left busy wasting all their energy doing something baseless and unconstructive. For that reason, I say keep it up

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      1. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The apple was communist

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      1. mitonga‏ @mito88 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @CHSommers

        LOL!pic.twitter.com/QZ6nTO1GJt

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      1. Ecstatic Asparagus‏ @MrSnackmix Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        soy

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      1. Edge of Gaming‏ @EdgeofGamingent Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        This one is hilariously accurate.

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