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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 20

    Surrendering Trump Boys Solemnly Salute Each Other Before Leaping From White House First-Story Window https://trib.al/2nFCc0J pic.twitter.com/9hAydBwPss

    8:28 AM - 20 Mar 2018
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    • Sam Bluett nothing creative Pierre-Simon Laplace Fermin R. Bellepolaille ElizasL “Female Assistant” Cranky Grandma jenny hauf Ren says Boo-urns
    Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump
    37 replies 400 retweets 2,629 likes
      1. Drew Gibson‏ @SuppressThis Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        This is like a Hardy Boys novel, but if the Hardy Boys spent their formative years huffing paint.

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      1. Chagres‏ @ChagresPTY Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/4f8Hbuhxy9

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      2. Edward Torres‏ @Murderstorm117 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Those rascals! Love reading about their wacky antics.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Claire Emmaaaaaagh!!!  🎃‏ @GatherTheSenses Mar 20
        Replying to @Murderstorm117 @TheOnion and

        Sweet kids!

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      2. Jayne Bishop‏ @JaynePGB Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Oh I hope they didn't inherit Daddy's bone spurs - that could be a painful LALL (low altitude low landing) event!

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      3. Heath‏ @HeathFloof Mar 20
        Replying to @JaynePGB @TheOnion and

        LALL... 😂🤣😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Jayne Bishop‏ @JaynePGB Mar 20
        Replying to @HeathFloof @TheOnion and

        Because if they ever had to do a HALO jump they'd both wet their pants!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Simon Vine‏ @Simon_Vine Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        ...and scampering across the lawn with fistfuls of government bonds spilling from their pockets. :)

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      1. Kingboat (Dave) also a Lord.‏ @BigDaveKingboat Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

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      1. Deana Ferrusi‏ @DMSmith2016 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        First floor is for poor people. Y'all gotta swan dive off the roof. Of the Washington Monument.

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        I wish this was real

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      1. Make the Guillotine Red Again‏ @fullyspectrumed Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        pic.twitter.com/fWR2TO8Grq

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      1. Arturo Hammer‏ @Prezbyter Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Simper fie.

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      1. Rose Daisey‏ @RoseDaysey Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @fredric_wertham and

        Jumping without a reserve chute?

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      1. Ani C.‏ @anitavc0307 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Love how they have no idea how to salute. #MoronsJr

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      1. Tara‏ @didntsayising Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Ahhhaa This picture looks like it could be a Saturday Night Live skit straight up!!

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      1. Capn'Patty‏ @cannongemini Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Christian Dabnor‏ @dabnorfish Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        And yes, before anyone says, I know the characters here are actually heroes who died fighting Nazis, rather than, well...pic.twitter.com/uhHFBb18GO

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      1. DJ Rylas‏ @DJ_RYLAS Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        It’s not leaping - it’s a statement against gravity, meant to represent a protest against Hillary who’s clearly been supported by gravity forces!

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