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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 20

    Community Garden Sprouts First Condom Wrapper Of Spring https://trib.al/QujwLGM pic.twitter.com/kcEqBmEuND

    7:26 AM - 20 Mar 2018
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    • Tony Scheer Boss Lady Julianne Grace Adam LaRock Will Ward Phil E H A N N A H ! ! ! Bill Wedum
    29 replies 464 retweets 2,982 likes
      1. Stacy‏ @Vansnola Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope nothing else “sprouts” out of that garden...

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      1. Tim Real‏ @tim_real Mar 20
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        looks like spring has sprung

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      1. Scotty the Body‏ @MartinOnTheGo95 Mar 20
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        @zoorzoe

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      1. Cosima Balletti‏ @CosimaBalletti Mar 20
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        is it organic?

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      1. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek Mar 20
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        Well, now we know nothing else will grow there.

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      1. LtCol Moore  🌐 Space Force, Moon Opperations‏ @TheJalden Mar 22
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        The birds and the bees are out

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      1. mi‏ @missmischief420 Mar 21
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        Ha!

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      1. ahlyia green‏ @AhlyiaG Mar 21
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        Seriously...

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      1. Dexter Morgan‏ @DexterMorgan70 Mar 20
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        what idiot goes to a community garden?

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      1. Preston Cooper Jr‏ @PrestonCooperJr Mar 20
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        What about #Magnum??

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      1. Robert Lacks‏ @nycourtclerk Mar 20
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        What had happened was.........wait, never mind, you know what happened

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 20
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        Area Rube attends evening mass, and prays for crop failure after sowing wild oats in community garden.

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      1. valerie niosi‏ @ValerieNiosi Mar 20
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        Hurray, hurray, the first of May. Outdoor ------- begins today.

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      1. Corky Gleason‏ @TerisPlug Mar 20
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        @Gleas23

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      1. Lalawethika Quanah‏ @NormalHorse Mar 20
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        Congrats to the lucky bastard 🍌🍑

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard Mar 20
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        "@TheOnion: Community Garden Sprouts First Condom Wrapper Of Spring https://trib.al/QujwLGM  pic.twitter.com/2Ds136xmbc"

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      1. Hue '67‏ @ohjimj Mar 20
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        it's like an urban robin ;-)

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      1. Dr. Nick‏ @SoonToBeDrNick Mar 20
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        That is not in season yet. It isn't until the first of May.

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