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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 19

    Report: Still A Few Seconds Left Where Plane Low Enough To Crash With Everyone Surviving https://trib.al/0RXpujh pic.twitter.com/v66JaOOwxD

    4:49 PM - 19 Mar 2018
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      1. Steve‏ @onecoolsquirrel Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me on every flight ever

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      1. alexie ✨‏ @alexngarcia Mar 19
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        this gave me anxiety

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      1. booClickClack  👻‏ @bClickClack Mar 19
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        😰

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      1. Kamil Mędryk‏ @Kamil_Medryk Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a matter of perspective. If we talk about the plane in the background then the "low enough" is waaay too optimistic.😄

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      2. Matt Todd‏ @wogggieee Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Careful, the avgeeks are you to scream about how that stock photo isn’t a 737

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      2. Hailey Oslund‏ @haileyhollywood Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @fredsslackss

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      3. katie‏ @fredsslackss Mar 19
        Replying to @haileyhollywood @TheOnion

        Oh my god this was made for us hahahaha

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      4. Hailey Oslund‏ @haileyhollywood Mar 19
        Replying to @fredsslackss @TheOnion

        Lmao right? 😂😂

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But surely by the time this article was written it was too high!!

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      2. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure if there was a recent crash, but has anyone said “too soon” yet?

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      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Mar 20
        Replying to @MEBlackberg @TheOnion

        No you're Golden.

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A few more seconds if we had Nerf runways.

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      1. HisCarlness‏ @HisRoyalCarlnes Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kinda... It depends on what's at the end of the runway, more flat ground or trees. That said, funny post.

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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With everything going on aboard flights these days I've put this mode of transport behind me. Enjoy!

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      1. Witch Hazel‏ @whozawitch Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's exactly how I feel about planes. How did you know?

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      2. Matthew Miller‏ @MattAMiller2002 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        KLM flight 4805 clipped the top of another plane just as it was taking off and everybody on board died. Fake news!

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      3. Deimos‏ @MusingsOfDeimos Mar 19
        Replying to @MattAMiller2002 @TheOnion

        You beat me to it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_airport_disaster …

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