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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 19

    Andrew McCabe Spending Few Days As Congressional Bathroom Attendant To Satisfy Pension Requirements https://trib.al/fIe7Lu5 pic.twitter.com/YO57MKmauv

    11:34 AM - 19 Mar 2018
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    • Pierre-Simon Laplace Green Party Chick Ives Scott Fleming Cranky Grandma MW Nathan.NPC •ᙢᗩᒪ⒟σnᗩԀȏ• 🇵🇷🇪🇸🇺🇸 Norman Powell
    33 replies 250 retweets 1,409 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Lucy Luvs‏ @LucyLuvs Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lucy Luvs Retweeted The Onion

        Appropriate for a disgraced FBI agent who flushed his reputation and future down the toilet in a failed attempted coup. #McCabeFiredhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/975802640369094656 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Andrew McCabe Spending Few Days As Congressional Bathroom Attendant To Satisfy Pension Requirements https://trib.al/fIe7Lu5  pic.twitter.com/YO57MKmauv
        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. tim g‏ @trumpforprison1 Mar 19
        Replying to @LucyLuvs @TheOnion

        Trump is prison bound. Mueller is COMING

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Lucy Luvs‏ @LucyLuvs Mar 24
        Replying to @trumpforprison1 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/hWeKvCZZkB

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Brent Matheson‏ @BrentMatheson Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's been dealing with their crap all along. Why stop now?

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Richard Graus‏ @r_graus Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whatever it takes to get his pension. Who wouldn't do that?

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      1. Vedgy‏ @VedgyB Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        (Generic "isn't the onion satire" comment)

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      1. Chris Buren‏ @chris_buren Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He reminds the congress people to "wash their hands"

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      1. Johanne Bellehumeur‏ @JohanneLivesky7 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do what ever needs to be done. Its your retirement pension.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's literally a ton of crap in the GOP washroom.

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      1. Lake Mather‏ @MuirFalls Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should say hi to Tillerson while he's there...

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      1. mi‏ @missmischief420 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y'all cold

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      1. Red‏ @red_sashi Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can’t he finish his Federal time in prison?

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      2. HC Eagle Paradise‏ @hceagleparadise Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        McCabe, I can't trust you anymore.pic.twitter.com/oo5RDXyPkB

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Mary The Patriot, votes #Democrats w/NRA F rating‏ @marypankiw Apr 3
        Replying to @hceagleparadise @TheOnion

        #PutinBot 👆🏻

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      1. HC Eagle Paradise‏ @hceagleparadise Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Regardles; of circumstances, he worked years to get his pension. He is allowed to work elsewhere to complete retirement requirements. Aside from that, my opinion- I do not like him at all.

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      2. Peter Petrides‏ @HappyPete55 Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing for nothing, but I was hoping for this job to finish my federal time...😜

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Peter Petrides‏ @HappyPete55 Mar 20
        Replying to @HappyPete55 @TheOnion

        As they used to tell us in the Army; It's a shitty job, but somebody's got to do it.🙃

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Mark Haapala‏ @MarkHaapala Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's worth $11 million dollars....I hope he's saving those bathroom tips!

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      1. Doug Scott‏ @DenverDougScott Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cold. Funny. But cold. 👍

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      2. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Andrew McCabe Spending Few Days As Congressional Bathroom Attendant To Satisfy Pension Requirements. When he was done, voila!pic.twitter.com/toJyPKkfXj

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dawn Bradley‏ @DawnBra87058279 Mar 20
        Replying to @AlexPreiss4 @TheOnion

        Oh it's the potty mouth

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