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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 19

    Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today https://trib.al/OchQAgk pic.twitter.com/vq21Y0maIl

    6:34 AM - 19 Mar 2018
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    • Spooky 🎃 Mark Michael Moore Chris sophy ziss ☠️JBones☠️ Fret Redacted Lauren Zupkus Fall Weather is Mediocre Sintic Alec Hauser
    22 replies 195 retweets 1,592 likes
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      2. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pump 2 gets all the love while pump 1 lives out a sad lonely life.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Mar 19
        Replying to @PaulWartenberg @TheOnion

        I'm serious. with most cars putting the fuel caps on the driver's side of the car, people pull up to Pump 2 first and only then will anybody stop at 1. It's sad. I'd write a poem but I'm terrible at iambic pentameter.

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      1. Adan Garcia‏ @Culalam Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Passing gas like a champ.

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      1. Guy  🐙 Person‏ @TheRealMrPerson Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I support pump 2 wholly ☺️

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      1. Kimberly Tibbo‏ @Ktibbo20 Mar 19
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        pic.twitter.com/EN4a87Y4qn

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      1. Avoyt Me @Furpoc and @MFF‏ @KupferudelWolf Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's something strangely wholesome about this one, I like it

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      1. Doug Woodcroft‏ @Lordbigfart Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a former gas jockey, I approve this message

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All of the squeegees were still there when he clocked out too.pic.twitter.com/5G3LmIvDZl

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 19
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        Area hacker giggles at lowering price to 99 cents on pump #2

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that the one with the scanner?

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      1. Rob‏ @RobbyFresh513 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Condsidering its a shell next to two pawn shops and a liquor store,... Its surprising the pumps work

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      1. Plastic Straw King Boo‏ @ZFed116 Mar 19
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        pic.twitter.com/YXGVDQVxQT

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Mar 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This took me back to a much more innocent time, working at the local gas station 30 years ago. These were my thoughts exactly. Today, I’m much more concerned about getting out of this God damned gas station, I couldn’t give a shit about pump 2.

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      1. juan-athon walrass‏ @wallajon Mar 19
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        Boonevegas got that gas!

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard Mar 19
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        "@TheOnion: Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today https://trib.al/OchQAgk  pic.twitter.com/XOxvMS3aHW"

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      1. Robert Miller‏ @robwilmil3 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't know where this is, but in my limited, regional experience, pump 2 is always opposite of pump 1.

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      1. Désirée Knight‏ @desireeknight Mar 19
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        https://www.gofundme.com/lifesaving-surgery-for-ramesses …

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      1. Adam C. Peck‏ @AdamCPeck Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course the picture photo shows that pump 2 is empty once again!

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      1. Richard Jalufka‏ @Holycowboy79 Mar 19
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        It happens..

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