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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 18

    Man Hates It When Trailer Gives Away Entire Premise Of Movie https://trib.al/TBdRNww pic.twitter.com/87rHReTV0l

    11:08 AM - 18 Mar 2018
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    • Olivia Dunn Zana Nanaj nothing creative Pierre-Simon Laplace Joe Hennessey Ye News Darlene Lesmana Pete Vawdrey Alex Smith
    25 replies 190 retweets 1,233 likes
      1. Josh‏ @EvjeniMalkin Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one is just true

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      1. Vote on or before Nov 6th‏ @Cary_wh Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly, That’s what I like best about previews. Once I’ve seen the best scenes and get the basics of the story, there’s no reason to sit through 2 hours of a crappy movie.

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      2. bri maas‏ @brimaas Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @blakedbeans omg it me

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      3. Sleepyhead‏ @blakedbeans Mar 19
        Replying to @brimaas @TheOnion

        Literally the worst

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. SE‏ @GreenbaySaint Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like when trailer is better than film.

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      1. cathy‏ @cathyxOR Mar 18
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        Woman hates that too.

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      2. Christian Munayco Z.‏ @Lazy_CMZ Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1 trailer is enough. But when they release like 6 trailers, no thanks.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Zero‏ @sanayeon_2099 Mar 18
        Replying to @Lazy_CMZ @TheOnion

        And the worst thing is that even if you decidw to not watch it you can't escape, facebook, twitter, tv, they are literally everywhere.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Christian Munayco Z.‏ @Lazy_CMZ Mar 18
        Replying to @sanayeon_2099 @TheOnion

        It's possible to escape them. I tend to ignore them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Ronny Chieng‏Verified account @ronnychieng Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @roywoodjr

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      1. sian ✨‏ @xeasian Mar 18
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        @Liam_Mccandlish

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      1. Arxl the Werefolf‏ @Arxl_Blacktip Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mispelled "All of Humanity"

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      1. JFKC‏ @johnnyfriendly9 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about when the plot could be captured in a series of “collectible glasses”? Or am I showing my age here?

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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just count how much money I have saved myself by watching as much of trailers as I could stand.

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      1. Tough Dem SEM‏ @ToughDemSEM Mar 18
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        Ok this is just real

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      1. BenchSandyLeon‏ @JemetriusStinky Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If it does that then it’s a bad movie

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      1. Matt Smit‏ @25b02b726010479 Mar 18
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        Totally that really frustrates me too, keep it short and sweet people!

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      1. the scariest thing ever‏ @official_pcf13 Mar 18
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        @Terminator

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