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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 18

    Report: Fax Machines Still Pretty Impressive If You Think About It https://trib.al/EsB0Ti0 pic.twitter.com/PKVu8LIUTO

    7:54 AM - 18 Mar 2018
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      1. Vishav Kishore‏ @Vishavkishore1 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Manchester united fan here. Fax machines are THE SHIT. we're going to have a statue of one outside old Trafford pretty soon

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      1. Gabe D.‏ @gare7002 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can’t think of anything good about fax machines

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      1. Jonathan‏ @jsosa50 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol they are. I was just thinking about this the other day.

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Medical offices and pharmacies still use them!

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      1. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not really. they're terrible faxing through photo IDs and double-feed pages ALL the time.pic.twitter.com/zDwAaB1mOl

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      2. Jon Schwartz‏ @jonsvisuals Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @AustinVesely

        Aight I know this is satire but I've always been and still am fascinated by fax machines hahaha

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      1. Kenneth Manella‏ @ksmanella Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have always liked it!!

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      1. Celly Kemp‏ @celly321 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahaha! They are the devil.

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      1. Joe Mac‏ @AlphaOmegaJMAC Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s like...you can send a picture...over the phone!!! Star Trek!

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      2. LʘLFrʘg‏ @realLolfrog Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Note from a time-traveler: Teleportation is eventually accomplished using fax machines.

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      1. Abe‏ @DanDB182 Mar 18
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        pic.twitter.com/MNAnsFC78r

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      2. Rach  🧡‏ @bbyiknowplaces Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't hack a fax machine! #HIPPA

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      3. Melpomene, mother of Sirens‏ @MKLedbetter Mar 19
        Replying to @bbyiknowplaces @maristarr6 @TheOnion

        but you can accidentally fax someone's entire medical record to a bridal store i worked at 10 yrs ago...that definitely happened. so....there's that.

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      4. Rach  🧡‏ @bbyiknowplaces Mar 19
        Replying to @MKLedbetter @TheOnion

        Whoops! 😖

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      1. Brian Zambotti‏ @BrianZambotti Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol

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      2. Pac NW Engineer‏ @PacNW_Engineer Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @amish_mechanic

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