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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 18

    ‘Oh God, What Happened Last Night?’ Says Groggy Mike Pence After Waking Up In Same Bed As Wife https://trib.al/x2InXAe pic.twitter.com/aXMnUuEtl2

    6:17 AM - 18 Mar 2018
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    41 replies 1,058 retweets 7,050 likes
      1. Alice BlueWave‏ @AliceInBanoi Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love this one!!!

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      1. philwink‏ @PhilWinny Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Welcome back 👍🏻

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      1. Xander Riley‏ @XanderRiley Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @KathyHannon13

        This pic is obviously faked. Pence is wearing men's pajamas, not a woman's nightie. Mother would not be pleased.

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      2. Bendair Dundatt‏ @BendairDundatt Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6ruwXTAkda

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      3. NPC#1836198‏ @maingayer Mar 19
        Replying to @BendairDundatt @TheOnion

        This is a repost of something they posted a little under a month ago, I dunno why they did.

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      4. Bendair Dundatt‏ @BendairDundatt Mar 19
        Replying to @maingayer @TheOnion

        Who posted?

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      2. Irfan‏ @TeaAt7even Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why don't you just retweet your old tweets instead of writing the same tweet over & over.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Mar 18
        Replying to @TeaAt7even @TheOnion

        Waaaaah

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      1. seaman‏ @triangulum9 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Mother, what did we do?!”

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      1. nashgibson‏ @NashGibsonmusic Mar 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And yet she keeps the blindfold on while he sits, pardon the pun, erect

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and he hopped out of bed to order John Oliver’s spoof new kids book “A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo”. #MAGA #KAG

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      1. Daniel Roswell‏ @R05WELL Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this satire? I just can't tell anymore!

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      1. BlissMcPin888‏ @888Pin888 Mar 18
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        He’s scared of dogs and alcohol?

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      1. Dan Wheatley‏ @DanWheatley4 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "But Mother...it wa just a dream, I know your name isn't John?"pic.twitter.com/OaH8iLwEEI

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      1. Brenda Bladgett‏ @gigibluej Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this suppose to make people laugh or what? Stupid is as stupid does.

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      1. Nestor‏ @AliasNestor1 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You have him confused with Bill Clinton.

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      1. David Tarrell‏ @DavidTarrell Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And "mother." But I repeat myself.

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      1. alex (patiently waiting for MATD4) 🛴‏ @purehoneyfroot Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You literally already posted this, why not just retweet it?

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      1. SISYPHUS‏ @kobeSISYPHUS Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it would be better showing him wake up with an altar boy.pic.twitter.com/YRTz8Er4zv

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