Turn volume off and every big pharma commercial is a happy family vacation where everyone is impossibly serene while being active. Stepford Picnic.
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Only the best drugs cause you to do yoga as a side effect.
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It’s a real thing- I’ve always thought it was weird
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My favorite is when the side-effects include THE THING THE DRUG IS SUPPOSED TO TREAT OR CURE.
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Actually, I believe she's in the Depend Active panty ad.
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Told in a rushed whisper
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Using Tom Petty’s music is a nice touch.
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May cause hives, shingles, convulsive ulceritus, but yeah it’s great, ask you doctor if it’s right for you!
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Reading closer, you will see that doing the Standing Forward Bend can result in explosive diarrhea resulting in uncontrollable vomiting. You’ve been warned.
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Classic doublespeak
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I once saw an Elvis Presley movie from the early '60s where he sings an entire song about how much he hates doing yoga, can't remember the name of it though
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Yoga is as yoga does from easy come easy go
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I love listening to pharmaceutical commercials. All actors grin, play with their kids and do everyday activities such as eat breakfast while the narrator calmly ends the list of side effects with thoughts of suicide or outright death. Am I the only one who LOL every time?
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This isn’t a fake headline. I see this commercial every day. If anything, I see it so often, it shouldn’t be a headline at all. It’s like the headline “Man fails to pick up his dog’s shit”
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Yoga is a drug sweetheart, I can hardly stop doing downward dog
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Not out of fucking hand at all.
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