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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 17

    Woman In Commercial Doing Yoga To Narration Of Drug's Fatal Side Effects https://trib.al/qY2H1qF pic.twitter.com/7INUf2Zl3B

    12:46 PM - 17 Mar 2018
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    21 replies 497 retweets 2,628 likes
      1. Roo Renard‏ @WordsAloft Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Turn volume off and every big pharma commercial is a happy family vacation where everyone is impossibly serene while being active. Stepford Picnic.

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      1. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought @TheOnion was satire though

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      1. Greg Oryel‏ @Greg_F_L Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only the best drugs cause you to do yoga as a side effect.

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      2. jon shelley‏ @jonshelley Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s a real thing- I’ve always thought it was weird

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      3. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Mar 17
        Replying to @jonshelley @TheOnion

        My favorite is when the side-effects include THE THING THE DRUG IS SUPPOSED TO TREAT OR CURE.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. David Singleton‏ @pitt83 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, I believe she's in the Depend Active panty ad.

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      1. notguiltylaw‏ @donnauhlmann Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Told in a rushed whisper

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Using Tom Petty’s music is a nice touch.

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      1. Hannity.shawn‏ @hannity_shawn Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        May cause hives, shingles, convulsive ulceritus, but yeah it’s great, ask you doctor if it’s right for you!

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      1. Richard Chartrand‏ @ChartrDavid Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reading closer, you will see that doing the Standing Forward Bend can result in explosive diarrhea resulting in uncontrollable vomiting. You’ve been warned.

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      1. Bruce Veltri‏ @bruce_veltri Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @HeatherMallick

        Classic doublespeak

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      1. Bernardino Schmuckatelli‏ @BernieBrewster Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Humira

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      2. Sasqets‏ @sasqets Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I once saw an Elvis Presley movie from the early '60s where he sings an entire song about how much he hates doing yoga, can't remember the name of it though

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      3. Jonny Cross #Team109‏ @JonnyCross100 Mar 18
        Replying to @sasqets @TheOnion

        Yoga is as yoga does from easy come easy go

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      1. William T. Alexander‏ @WillTAlexan_93 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love listening to pharmaceutical commercials. All actors grin, play with their kids and do everyday activities such as eat breakfast while the narrator calmly ends the list of side effects with thoughts of suicide or outright death. Am I the only one who LOL every time?

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      1. Damon‏ @Badmotherrucker Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn’t a fake headline. I see this commercial every day. If anything, I see it so often, it shouldn’t be a headline at all. It’s like the headline “Man fails to pick up his dog’s shit”

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      1. Mephistoph‏ @gmephistoph Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yoga is a drug sweetheart, I can hardly stop doing downward dog

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      1. Todd Hutchens‏ @toddhutchens Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not out of fucking hand at all.

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