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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 17

    Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes' https://trib.al/UUuvkzA pic.twitter.com/2Xmvf8HZc0

    8:55 AM - 17 Mar 2018
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    • Springphone Spooky Betts matchison Damien sasman Sue Lee Corvid timgor (send belly pics not politics) Get Well Soon Joke Book Hardi
    28 replies 1,434 retweets 5,137 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Sean Mayer‏ @ssmayer00 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most people increase their Irish heritage by 50% on St Patty’s Day just to feel legit

        3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Ghost of Tom Nieto‏ @O_T_Lee Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/fVPxOfaFcx

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      2. Scary Korpse  ⚰️‏ @lkoch99 Mar 17
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/l8CgieDvUm

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      4. Lisa Smith‏ @Go7Suarez Mar 17
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @lkoch99 @TheOnion

        Trump-supporting Irish-American snowflake takes offense from his so-called race😂being denigrated😂by a well-known satire site on St. Patrick's Day. Peak 2018 in the US.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      6. Lisa Smith‏ @Go7Suarez Mar 17
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @lkoch99 @TheOnion

        Snowflakes are delicate, which you proved yourself to be with your replies to the original tweet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. Lisa Smith‏ @Go7Suarez Mar 17
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @lkoch99 @TheOnion

        What have I gotten myself into here? *cue Twilight Zone theme* Enjoy your holiday with your people & be careful not to choke on green vomit.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. in a fit of rage god himself called it soccer‏ @4in10thousand Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They claim to be Irish but have never heard of or support the IRA.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Kevin Clarke‏ @ClarkeAtAmerica Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @godgrrl

        ‘Tis a grand and sacred duty...hold my Guinness. Wait, gimme dat!

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. George Oh’nile‏ @fixricks Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit it’s @AndyRichter

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aeeee me wee homeland.

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      1. ORCA7‏ @Orca7Tweet Mar 17
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      1. Guffy Nicola‏ @GuffyNicola Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the day I take the family rainy day fund down to the otb, (because we need a miracle as times are hard), lose it, get drunk on the credit card, and rage.

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      2. Mrarchway‏ @mrarchway Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Irish don’t wear green, period.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. James McBrearty‏ @Crazy_Brian1990 Mar 17
        Replying to @mrarchway @TheOnion

        I wear it, brings out the colour of my eyes

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. James McBrearty‏ @Crazy_Brian1990 Mar 17
        Replying to @Crazy_Brian1990 @mrarchway @TheOnion

        Thank you. Ps are you irish?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Mrarchway‏ @mrarchway Mar 17
        Replying to @Crazy_Brian1990 @TheOnion

        As the day is long

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. James McBrearty‏ @Crazy_Brian1990 Mar 17
        Replying to @mrarchway @TheOnion

        Seriously? You’re civil lad! Where are you from?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Mrarchway‏ @mrarchway Mar 17
        Replying to @Crazy_Brian1990 @TheOnion

        My mother arrived in the states from Castlebar County Mayo with me in tow ( I wasn’t born yet )

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      8. James McBrearty‏ @Crazy_Brian1990 Mar 17
        Replying to @mrarchway @TheOnion

        Sweet! Slainte lad! I’d love to see your opinion on irish-American relations

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. End of conversation

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