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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 16

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    "This is such a blow to that whole generous, caring family, those angels dwelling among us, those who gave themselves to us all and asked for nothing in return," said the visibly distressed nation of @DonaldJTrumpJr's divorce.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/974729799842312192 …

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    Donald Trump Jr. Divorce Leaves Confused, Heartbroken Nation Wondering Why Bad Things Happen To Good People https://trib.al/jDDc6KW  pic.twitter.com/nKuh5uGwrR
    7:43 PM - 16 Mar 2018
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      2. lynn boyden‏ @lrb23 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        He’s about to be indicted. They’re divorcing for the sake of the assets.

        2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. zombie‏ @7vsong Mar 16
        Replying to @lrb23 @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        I hope she takes everything and marries some bleeding heart liberal and donates heavily to organizations that protect the rights of minorities, immigrants, LGBTQ, women and support stricter gun laws. 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. lynn boyden‏ @lrb23 Mar 17
        Replying to @7vsong @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Remember when Arianna Huffington was a total tool? It could happen!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. adam wallace‏ @adamxj9000 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Why does every picture of that guys face look cut out and shrunk down slightly, and then superimposed back on?

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike Mar 16
        Replying to @adamxj9000 @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        He's straining, fighting hard to keep the human-looking headwrap from pulling back to reveal the lizard inside.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. adam wallace‏ @adamxj9000 Mar 16
        Replying to @RantiveMike @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        pic.twitter.com/P1oMh6ohZJ

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Power2ThaDigitalPpl‏ @Chingchongman23 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        My thoughts and prayers to this couple in their trying time #GodFindsAWay #GodsPlan #DrakeDiscoveredAmericaNotColumbus

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Anthony Lauro‏ @anthonylauro_ Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Why does Jr always look like he's doing a Kramer impression, leaning back with wild eyes...pic.twitter.com/JQpx1jLWU2

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      1. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        You must have had to type that 20 times because you couldn’t hold a straight face (so to speak)

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      1. Greg Oryel‏ @Greg_F_L Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        True to their name, the Onion with a teary and repellant piece.

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      1. Sherry Sepiol‏ @SopranoMom54 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        I love ya onion but this isn’t funny

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Now, Donald Trump Jr. will have more time to spend reading to Eric from pup-up books. #MAGA #KAG

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      1. Peter‏ @RoyalWii Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Chelsea Clinton told us not to take joy in this and I partake of her wisdom. We should all feel bad that an insanely rich creep had one negative thing happen in his life.

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      1. Byron Greene‏ @NagagiGreene Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Good luck protecting your money with a timely divorce. Reminded of a gecko sacrificing their fatty tail.

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      1. Margaret‏ @Margare98136428 Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Father has been divorced 2x. Son like father. No surprise here. Filed for divorce same day Mueller wanted to see fsmi ly papers w/ connection to Russia. Wife hired criminal lawyer not divorce lawyer. Going to any extreme to protect family money. No surprise.

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      1. J. L. Butler‏ @mothrflunkr Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Oh my gods...You can actually TASTE the sarcasm...lol

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        So is she going to be at the bar? Cause someone has to do it.

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