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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 16

    Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation https://trib.al/IhXOvyo pic.twitter.com/kw4ymLOQtC

    5:52 PM - 16 Mar 2018
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    40 replies 904 retweets 4,120 likes
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow ,, now there is a good Christian patriot ,, alway’s follow the constitution !! 2 amendment say’s you can always have your gun !!

        2 replies 3 retweets 48 likes
      3. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Mar 16
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        The second amendment says it is the right of each state's citizens to bear arms in order to defend themselves. The actual amendment sounds as if they were fearing invasions, and believed that in such events people should have a way of fighting back and not merely relying on a

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Mar 16
        Replying to @hoodedgardener @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        government military that may not even be there or be willing to do anything to save the people. And you could make the military bigger, but then we become NK and nobody outside of DC wants that.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5.  ☠️Boooo-ers ☠️‏ @bbowers73 Mar 16
        Replying to @hoodedgardener @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        That was really well stated, but still....#waltered

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. morgue......‏ @morgmorgan25 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @FookThis

        I thought that was Mel Gibson

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      1. Happy Sunshine‏ @stacievanskye Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It must be a big gun, since he carries it in case.

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      1. SheOpines‏ @OpinesSrp Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think the #Onion is news, and everything else is (bad) fiction.

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      1. ☆★R. FRΛNCIS★☆‏ @rf_0004 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/btMZugiSCQ

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      1. Dan‏ @Danimal815 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pauly!

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      1. chill b.‏ @dumbestname Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mark it zero!pic.twitter.com/uDp6fzNBpG

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      1. S0LlDUS‏ @S0lldus Mar 16
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        r/nottheonion

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 Mar 17
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        Is he a teacher?

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      1. Jack in Maine‏ @JackGilliganK Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MikeThuggan

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      1. Desperately Mediocre‏ @dangblasted34 Mar 16
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        Finally a guy who gets it!

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Mar 16
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      1. LIL KEV FROM 107TH‏ @KM_TheKing Mar 16
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      1. ouga chaka‏ @amaka_chao Mar 19
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        Too accurate

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