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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 16

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "I want our users to be confident that the stories they see on Facebook are either true already or will be very soon."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/974698579481825280 …

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    Facebook Announces Plan To Combat Fake News Stories By Making Them Actually Happen https://trib.al/9iBIiZh  pic.twitter.com/hYoyn5LRym
    4:01 PM - 16 Mar 2018
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      1. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who knew the apocalypse would be memeable?pic.twitter.com/b0V8bthbha

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      1. ProGhoster@Hotmail.com‏ @youwildman Mar 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @cook_robert_l

        Great! Can ya tell me where the next shooting "drill" is going to be so that I can keep my kid home that day? Also, can you sift through my data & crunch the numbers & feed them through the algos & on to an AI -- and tell what this terrible rash is I have on my ass? @LionelMedia

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      2. Nigel Ridge Bates‏ @nigelridge Mar 16
        Replying to @DC2006_ @TheOnion

        It’s just full of old fucks sharing click bait stories now. Complete wasteland

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      3. Dustin‏ @DC2006_ Mar 16
        Replying to @nigelridge @TheOnion

        Lmao...no shit! I finally got enough I posted this one day....pic.twitter.com/0GBklU3tqv

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      1. Ray‏ @rayvolution909 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too late we moved to this place and Tumblr 🤣

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      1. logan.exe‏ @in_finn_ite Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Breaking News: Obama is put into office until we can find someone with the qualifications to be our president. College is free. All college scholarships awarded up to this point will be given to the student as cash.

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      1. Keith‏ @Xsagaroth Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys just made my day. :)

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      2. Slick Reynolds‏ @SlickReynolds Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People are still doing Facebook?

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      2. Rosered‏ @KysMomom Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook is a joke....

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      1. j_elle_lucy‏ @j_elle_lucy Mar 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😋

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      1. Eric Kessler‏ @ekesslerkc Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. LʘLFrʘg‏ @realLolfrog Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Twitter Fake News > Facebook Fake News

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      1. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quick, someone make a fake news stories about the entire poison industry collapsing beyond repair, world hunger being solved because everyone now has common sense, and the richest 10% of the world deciding to give anyone who asks just enough money that they get $1M after taxes.

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      1. Dr.Rash‏ @dr_rhash Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please click on this link http://www.Fiverr.com/rashidaaimee . I'm a writer and an editor. Please retweet #FiverrGigs #Fiverr #Fiverr

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      1. Sebastian Stones‏ @Allout1 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Classic.

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