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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 16

    Lowe’s Introduces 2-Way Ladder User Can Also Climb Down https://trib.al/gql1VpA pic.twitter.com/nNYgC8zNwH

    10:58 AM - 16 Mar 2018
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    • nothing creative #24 timgor (send belly pics not politics) 🥀 Don't follow me pls Tyler Unrath Zach Ubben scrooge mcduck Daniel Conlon
    22 replies 103 retweets 614 likes
      1.  🎃 Bear Scare Redomption 2  🎃‏ @speNdl3 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lowe's? Come on, we all know it was Elon Musk...

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally I can stop jumping off the ladder when I am done.

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      1. Brandon‏ @SauceyMeatballs Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bush did 9/11

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      2. Lennie Kieran‏ @LennieKieran78 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        since when couldnt you!? just go backwards on the ladder !! do people just think theyre supposed to jump off ??

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      1. BEEBZ ROLZ EYZ‏ @beeby0420 Mar 16
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        Perfect for that stupid Trump wall!

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      1. Blair Pilling‏ @BlairPilling Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Lowe's in Nogales will have to build a whole new wing for these.

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      1. Sam‏ @OldBaconFace Mar 16
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        This is a game changer.

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      1. Jack McSomeone‏ @PoneSc0p3 Mar 19
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        This is pretty much a WWE ladder

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How the he’ll would you know which one is the up side and which is the down? Damn alien technology.

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      1. Devan Hawkins‏ @devan_hawkins Mar 16
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        No more emergency calls for rescue helicopters for me!

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      1. Jacob‏ @jacoblerr Mar 16
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        Finally. I can get in my neighbor's yard without jumping. Thanks!

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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Mar 16
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        This is for women & other crybaby minorities when affirmative action fails to break the glass ceiling they weren’t capable of penetrating it without it.

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      1. SlightlyDisgruntledPikachu #GameWorkersUnite‏ @apocCrit Mar 16
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        Revolutionary.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also great for limbo competitions. How Loews you can go depends on how low it can go! It's not a stretch to see that we all split our pants.

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      1. JKegs‏ @KegsJ Mar 16
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        And an elegant design too!

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