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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 16

    Facebook Announces Plan To Combat Fake News Stories By Making Them Actually Happen https://trib.al/9iBIiZh pic.twitter.com/hYoyn5LRym

    10:27 AM - 16 Mar 2018
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    69 replies 2,177 retweets 7,625 likes
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      2. Michael Wyman‏ @mjwyman Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Michael Wyman Retweeted The Onion

        For the last decade or so, I’ve held the opinion that @TheOnion is written by a time-traveler warning us about a real future we find so unbelievable we say it’s satire…https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/974698579481825280 …

        Michael Wyman added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Facebook Announces Plan To Combat Fake News Stories By Making Them Actually Happen https://trib.al/9iBIiZh  pic.twitter.com/hYoyn5LRym
        2 replies 3 retweets 109 likes
      3. rcrsv‏ @rcrsv Mar 16
        Replying to @mjwyman @TheOnion

        Maybe a time traveler from the year 1984. “Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”

        0 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Spoopy Delta IV Heavy‏ @Delta_IV_Heavy Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So should I publish an artivle on how I am a billionaire?

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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      2. ShowDownKing‏ @47_hisham Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What if someone spread rumours that Trump was killed??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. SgX12345‏ @PunishedWolfSgX Mar 16
        Replying to @47_hisham @TheOnion

        Don't give facebook any ideas

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. MÖTHMÅÑ‏ @Aron402Db Mar 16
        Replying to @PunishedWolfSgX @47_hisham @TheOnion

        Give Facebook ideas

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. SgX12345‏ @PunishedWolfSgX Mar 16
        Replying to @Aron402Db @47_hisham @TheOnion

        👌

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. Cloud‏ @IncognitoCloud Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard man" will eventually come true then

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Hυηт‏ @CRHUN7 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To everybody that's confused: This is supposed to be satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Mono‏ @Hingeneral Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @UnknownKongYT

        Persona 2

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      1. Andrew Marrinson‏ @andrewdski Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If they were already doing this, it might explain a lot, actually.

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      1. Anthony Hernandez‏ @trinisteeler Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Start with: BREAKING NEWS.....TRUMP GOT IMPEACHED YESTERDAY. C'mon guy make that shit happen.

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      1. Brandon Rohrig‏ @brohrig Mar 16
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        Brandon Rohrig Retweeted The Onion

        This is @TheOnion at its best. Great read.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/974698579481825280 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Facebook Announces Plan To Combat Fake News Stories By Making Them Actually Happen https://trib.al/9iBIiZh  pic.twitter.com/hYoyn5LRym
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      1.  ™️ ♠️Tshepo ♠️ zen master  ♣️Zen ✡️ “TC” 💰 🔝 🇿🇦 🎌 🇯🇵‏ @mohaleglen1 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okaypic.twitter.com/lNdXuL6fJs

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      1. mrthejazz‏ @mrthejazz1 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How very meta!

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      1. Claudiolombardi‏ @lalomb37 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @jessefelder

        The only way to combat fake news is to close entirely your Facebook account and forget it

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