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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 16

    ‘I Must Make Sure You Have The Skills To Please My Grandson,’ Says Queen Elizabeth Disrobing Before Meghan Markle https://trib.al/xlqLxsO pic.twitter.com/S1uxYLnhxW

    9:56 AM - 16 Mar 2018
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    138 replies 657 retweets 2,853 likes
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      2. brad‏ @KnownAsCloud Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alright Onion, whoever tweeted this out needs a full day off.

        1 reply 2 retweets 104 likes
      3. PORT MOODY GUY‏ @portmoodyguy Mar 16
        Replying to @KnownAsCloud @TheOnion

        Like... because it’s gold and deserves an early Friday. Or like, send them home they are in trouble?

        2 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
      4. ǝʞıɯ ʎʞoods‏ @MrNewSincerity Mar 16
        Replying to @portmoodyguy @KnownAsCloud @TheOnion

        Both

        1 reply 0 retweets 38 likes
      5. Obi-Wan Kenobi‏ @SirBenKenobi Mar 16
        Replying to @MrNewSincerity @portmoodyguy and

        I think this would be illegal in the UK.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Spooky Stix‏ @Stix8886 Mar 16
        Replying to @SirBenKenobi @MrNewSincerity and

        It's not. Lol.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. PORT MOODY GUY‏ @portmoodyguy Mar 16
        Replying to @Stix8886 @SirBenKenobi and

        Damn freedom!!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Josh‏ @MisguidedADV Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is one of the most disturbing things...pic.twitter.com/1UZODyB28f

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      1. John‏ @FromEastLansing Mar 16
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        pic.twitter.com/SvSKUuCGZp

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      1. S P O O K Simons‏ @GrantSimons2 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DELETE

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      2. Mimi  🌸‏ @MsJamilah__ Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is ridiculous clickbait. 😐😐😐😐

        7 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. spooper d‏ @dansel_naniel Mar 16
        Replying to @MsJamilah__ @TheOnion

        Lol do you know what account posted this?

        1 reply 0 retweets 86 likes
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      1. Robert Shaw‏ @bookonbob Mar 16
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      1. White Chocolate  ❄️‏ @NotcoolOToole Mar 16
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      1. Will Mavity‏ @mavericksmovies Mar 16
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      1. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must be true. The Queen only wears the State Crown for very special occasions.

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      2. Patrick Glenning  🌊 #TheResistance‏ @Frostwh1sper Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, an Onion headline which doesn't closely resemble something actually happening in U.S. politics! It's sad when you're not sure whether The Onion has actually begun factual journalism.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Betsy Hodges‏Verified account @BetsyHodges Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cannot go here with you, Onion.

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