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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 16

    Doll Real Estate Agent Glosses Over Giant Hinged Opening In Middle Of House https://trib.al/nA2hoXi pic.twitter.com/0DcG7sTdYD

    7:21 AM - 16 Mar 2018
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    • autumn? xiii your best fucking friend 🌹 Annie SpookBois 🌹 Shannon Bo Bannon pisces bingo 💅🏼 plane man nothing creative Bobby
    30 replies 572 retweets 3,357 likes
      1. Steve Holt‏ @Steve_Holt11 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Location, location, location... it’s right next to that awesome bean bag chair, and not even close to that broken down train set.

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      2.  🎃 Hours Left  😈‏ @HoursLeft Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ken is already suspicious. 👀

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      1. Glenn Frappier‏ @g_frapp Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Donald Trump JR's House has become unhinged

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "You know, Brad and Stacie's house, currently tucked away under the bed, has much smaller hinges - this is comfortable living at affordable prices, as seen on TV. You'll be the envy of every toy in this room!"

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      1.  ⛩ Juan P  ⛩‏ @JuanP1087 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also why the garage is also the living room & why the upstairs is only large enough for a Polly Pocket

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      1. Mary Ann Kushner‏ @MaryAnnKushner Mar 16
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        Oh man, now I want a Barbie wedding!

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      2. Bradford J Zinnecker‏ @zbultra Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @mr_joshhern

        The toilet doesn’t work either...so it’s going to get real smelly in there real fast...

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      3. Josh‏ @mr_joshhern Mar 16
        Replying to @zbultra @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. Art Vandelay697‏ @ArtVand26638579 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The handle is missing!! WTF

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      1. kathryn salmon‏ @KathrynSalmon Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        really, ken's expression says it all

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      1. Nice Shirt‏ @Penultim8 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Open plan, flexible spacing... I don't see the issue?

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      1. Steven Brennan‏ @Brennan62Steven Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @jamesdoleman

        Is he saying "Are you looking at my bird"

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      1. Vincent Domeraski‏ @VD0meras Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Definitely moving into flipping. Have their own TV shows.

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      1. HST‏ @HST6977 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @Mayacama707

        Does she sideline as a pilot recruiter at job fairs?

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      1. risingsun‏ @Dawn7112 Mar 16
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        🤣thanks for making me laugh. I love this stuff on my feed!

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