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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 15

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    "There’s even a website for it and everything. I was just so excited that I forgot to double-check that I wasn’t just rehashing something else and proclaiming it was original and visionary. God, people must think I’m just completely out of touch."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/974350540154032128 …

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    Elon Musk Embarrassed After Realizing He Proposing Idea For Thing That Already Exists https://trib.al/HGGt3VK  pic.twitter.com/GnDGx3lxPD
    4:21 PM - 15 Mar 2018
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    • SALT OF THE EARTH nothing creative Pierre-Simon Laplace Jon Sabastian Johnson JiMin A_Tvísker Flirrble Flub molly ☕
    28 replies 160 retweets 1,159 likes
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      2. Bryan Suits (Not California Compliant)‏Verified account @darksecretplace Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh. Well, cars and rockets have been done before also. But go ahead Onion, be the NASA of satire.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. m‏ @em_dash01 Mar 15
        Replying to @darksecretplace @TheOnion

        so is your metaphor that, like Musk did with cars and rockets, he'll talk up his satire project as revolutionary and then get 1/100 the results for much much more money

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Bryan Suits (Not California Compliant)‏Verified account @darksecretplace Mar 15
        Replying to @em_dash01 @TheOnion

        Yeah. I guess I forgot about all those other pure electric, mass produced sedans that beat him to the punch. I metaphailed.

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. m‏ @em_dash01 Mar 15
        Replying to @darksecretplace @TheOnion

        yeah that's going great.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jack Grubb‏ @jcgrubb Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bread! And this time it's sliced!

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      1. Mad Online‏ @DANKPR0DUCTIONS Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "The better I become at inventing, the closer I come to creating a soul for myself. Then, I will finally understand what it means to be human."

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      1. Alla Kovch‏ @AllaKovch Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is being an onion 😂. He is just like all of us, or maybe he had recent vaccine that effecting him. (Hope not)

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      1. Alex Jay Brady‏ @AlexJayBrady Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        editor!!

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      1. LyingTrumpTheMadKing‏ @FeedomdSpeech Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rtpic.twitter.com/4VeASXRVzK

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      1. Elena Korbut‏ @Allojna Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All ideas have long been known.They are in the noosphere. The noosphere is the sphere of human thought. But only heroes embody ideas into reality. Who will be the first on Mars?pic.twitter.com/VuNzOiFYBa

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      1. gabriel pittman‏ @Santa_Fe_Gabe Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love the Onion but this is just boring and lazy. Not to mention pointless. I would say nice try, but you would have had to try.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who is this. No where near as visible as Trump. Next time get the right alien behind you.

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      1. Echo Whiskey Tango‏ @suicida1ninja Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Salty

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      1. Barbara O'Neil Clary‏ @LusciousGeorge Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oops! At least some well-known people are willing to admit it when they're wrong!

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      1. Kara Head‏ @karahead_ Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This tastes a bit salty. 🎭Waiting for a response, @elonmusk / Thudpic.twitter.com/DNATV65ezc

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gore invented the internet during his Love Story dayspic.twitter.com/8vBdshNmOL

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      1. Rob Forth‏ @robinivski Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so #Thud 😜

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      1. D‏ @D30940459 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What if Elon @elonmusk is responsible for the invention which is the ultimate cause of the zombie apocalypse

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      1. rocket‏ @Rachesheen Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow Haters

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      1. Marshall Harvey‏ @diz29 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that only shows how important doing your homework is

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