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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 15

    Exhausted Mueller Trying To Find Trump Organization Russia Documents Amid Thousands Of Harassment Lawsuits https://trib.al/TZ57kJn pic.twitter.com/s9eKYhrRMB

    3:19 PM - 15 Mar 2018
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    • Pierre-Simon Laplace MrGlass Rob My Book Cushion Seema Jilani Maddie 🌻 Specht Greg kehlnibaa sam white
    23 replies 570 retweets 2,472 likes
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      2. Mike Schwab‏ @maschwab63 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot the 3,500 unpaid construction contractor lawsuit in the mix.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Mike Schwab‏ @maschwab63 Mar 15
        Replying to @maschwab63 @TheOnion

        You also forgot the 3,700 Trump University students due to share $25M.http://www.newsweek.com/trump-university-pay-out-hangs-woman-who-wants-trump-admit-wrongdoing-says-713266 …

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Douglas Hardy‏ @dshardy Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They were accidentally filed in the parking-lot dumpster labeled "Bankruptcy Proceedings"

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      1. Gregarious Rex‏ @Gvolz89 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't even satire anymore.

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      1. Michael Chernuchin‏ @Noochone Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's an embarrassment and a tool of the DNC.

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      1. Lisa‏ @Lisa79319952 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fire that son of a bitch he works for the damn Democrats be done with him and move on to better things

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      2. Greg Wait‏ @GregWait Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's kind of how the Clinton Whitewater investigation wrapped up, right? #historyrepeats

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kevin A Potts Ω‏ @Kapp4774 Mar 15
        Replying to @GregWait @TheOnion

        No, that actually ended with an impeachment trial in congress. I am really waiting until that happens here. Hopefully it will occur right after the November blue wave gets sworn in. #hisdaysarenumbered

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Greg Wait‏ @GregWait Mar 15
        Replying to @Kapp4774 @TheOnion

        You're funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Trump is not POTUS; trump is a diagnosis‏ @EPICGOPFAIL Mar 15
        Replying to @GregWait @Kapp4774 @TheOnion

        You're not

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      6. Greg Wait‏ @GregWait Mar 15
        Replying to @EPICGOPFAIL @Kapp4774 @TheOnion

        Harsh. Now how do I go on?

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      7. Trump is not POTUS; trump is a diagnosis‏ @EPICGOPFAIL Mar 15
        Replying to @GregWait @Kapp4774 @TheOnion

        clueless, as before thanks for asking

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      8. Greg Wait‏ @GregWait Mar 15
        Replying to @EPICGOPFAIL @Kapp4774 @TheOnion

        And here I thought we had something special. Sigh...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. RG 🏖‏ @RainDemBlue Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Don is going down.

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      3. Jaime Diaz‏ @DiazJB3 Mar 15
        Replying to @RainDemBlue @TheOnion

        Going down to Florida to play golf this weekend. Going to be a long 7 years.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. gerard wiener‏ @pyrrhus Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He he

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      1. Vote Blue Nov 6th‏ @VoteBlueNow Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HA! No kidding.

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      1. Joshua Kessler‏ @JoshuaKessler1 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahaha

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