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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 15

    ‘The Onion’ Hires Several Pastry Chefs Away From Entenmann’s To Form New Bakery https://trib.al/7lGCbKK pic.twitter.com/ciWoo4ix0R

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      1. Schrödinger's Trump thinks rape culture is garbage‏ @SchrodngrsTrump Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion throwing serious shade at Elon Musk today.

        0 replies 0 retweets 45 likes
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      1. Brian Stelter‏Verified account @brianstelter Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        👏👏👏👏👏👏

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      1. connor but spooky‏ @Manners16 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        connor but spooky Retweeted The Onion

        https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/974360142400708611?s=19 …

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        Crust!
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      1. Mr Blasko‏ @henrysinger007 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think it's great that Elon Musk is so singularly focused. Of course he should do comedy. The idea that every single whim or personal indulgence should be aggressively pursued without regard for cost or likelihood of success is a recipe for excellence. Go Musk or go home!

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      2. Shawn Wallace‏ @swn140 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does this confirm that The Onion will launch their own line of cars that self-burrow highspeed rocket tunnels?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Cuckus Feigus‏ @NathanHoldridg2 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @mediacritik

        Running low on material this week?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Fuzzy Logic‏ @BriarPatchDude Mar 15
        Replying to @NathanHoldridg2 @TheOnion @mediacritik

        It is possible that it is not meant to be funny.This could just be a set up too the actual joke at a later date

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Cuckus Feigus‏ @NathanHoldridg2 Mar 15
        Replying to @BriarPatchDude @TheOnion @mediacritik

        I don't know. Sometimes jokes just miss the target. I know I have dropped duds.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Fuzzy Logic‏ @BriarPatchDude Mar 15
        Replying to @NathanHoldridg2 @TheOnion @mediacritik

        Yes but these people are professionals. It is entirely possible that it could lead to something ground breaking.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Cuckus Feigus‏ @NathanHoldridg2 Mar 15
        Replying to @BriarPatchDude @TheOnion @mediacritik

        This may be the c team who knows.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Fuzzy Logic‏ @BriarPatchDude Mar 15
        Replying to @NathanHoldridg2 @TheOnion @mediacritik

        I disagree . I sense the a possible segway to a larger funnier Joke. The Likes of which not seen since the day's of Buddy Hackettpic.twitter.com/V9cOOFWL3Z

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. David Klein‏ @de_klein Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If @elonmusk has a sense of humor he'll give the entire staff of @TheOnion each a Tesla but wrapped in Crust branding.

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      1. The Yeti Shepherd‏ @yetishepherd Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guess that really did make y’all mad

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      2. Cadleji‏ @cadleji Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Entenmanns for real though: Do you guys still make those milk chocolate doughnuts (I don't remember the actual flavor name)? I haven't seen them since 2005. Your current chocolate doughnuts are just kind of meh and waxy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Entenmann's‏Verified account @Entenmanns Mar 15
        Replying to @cadleji

        Milk donuts were discontinued. We will share your comments along with our team.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Cadleji‏ @cadleji Mar 16
        Replying to @Entenmanns

        This makes me sad, but thanks for answering my question.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Entenmann's‏Verified account @Entenmanns Mar 16
        Replying to @cadleji

        You are very welcome. May we have you zip code so we can pass your request along that you would like to see them return? Thanks!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. BruceDC‏ @Bruce35dc Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Baked Onion?

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