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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 15

      Multiple high-profile cases involving police officers who were exonerated after committing criminal acts, including killings, have shone a spotlight on the frequent lack of accountability for law enforcement. https://trib.al/JsNtAvc pic.twitter.com/DegK80D7wO

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 15

      The Onion presents a step-by-step guide showing how cops can get away with crimes. https://trib.al/JsNtAvc pic.twitter.com/lyZznNMUr8

      9:20 AM - 15 Mar 2018
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      • Phnglui mglwnafh pthulhufish Rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn Bob Lau 🦆 Drew Lieutenant Marvel ︽✵︽ J Hella Fitzgerald ⚠ CAUTION 11/16 Zane The Harlequin From Utopia
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        2. Aibo the American Idol‏ @UnbeBleeder Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I'm waiting for the satire part still lmao

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        3. otack58‏ @otack58 Mar 15
          Replying to @UnbeBleeder @TheOnion

          The satire part is that far too many people believe that it is satire.

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        2. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          seriously - unarmed? how does anybody know before a search or a weapon is drawn?

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Nathan‏ @NathanDargie Mar 15
          Replying to @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

          Do you understand what The Onion is

          0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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        2. Stikitinyurear0331‏ @patrickdurham2 Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Don't go there. Stick with humor because I don't need more of this bullshit. I can get it on CNN or MSNBC. I look to ya'll to get away from crap and not to get more of it.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Dannus Ilius Lucundus‏ @dlara4501 Mar 15
          Replying to @patrickdurham2 @TheOnion

          You don't find this funny? Guys. Shut it down. This H y p e r p a t r i o t doesn't find it funny.

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1.  💔TyrooTweets 💔‏ @TyrooTweets Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Yeah, the rest of the steps are found in the link and it’s definitely more depressing and unhumorous. @TheOnion should double think this post considering the genre of comedy they want to be known for.

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        1. Brady Phillips‏ @surprisingly Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Satire has become a maudlin enterprise.

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        1. ohnoidied‏ @tommydidnt Mar 16
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Did you know some people are taking the onion seriously

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        1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Mar 16
          Replying to @TheOnion

          bullshit ... you can joke all you want but the problem is with that certain demographic.

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        1. Knagsted‏ @tomholger Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          If you want to be a big time criminal, join the police or get a job in government.

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        1. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          They are experts.

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        1. kevin‏ @d0uble_vu Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          uh

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        1. hateall‏ @alldaynopay Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          so far so good

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        1. Charlie Farquar‏ @CharlieFarquar Mar 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Well.. usually the Onion is funny..

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