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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 15

    Report: Friend’s Apartment Not Nice Enough To Be Asking People To Take Off Shoes https://trib.al/6bzdEVy pic.twitter.com/BHU6xKbsBl

    7:47 AM - 15 Mar 2018
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    • Debora Lima Cindy Decure Sam RIP A$AP YAMS Lucy nothing creative Pierre-Simon Laplace #24 G Sharon
    20 replies 449 retweets 3,248 likes
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      2. James Pedersen‏ @jamesinho4 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Killshots!

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      2. n.a. hemlock‏ @NervousNichoLas Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one seems pretty spot on

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      3. lukety scoop‏ @VIRGINABL0H Mar 15
        Replying to @NervousNichoLas @TheOnion

        🤔

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      4. n.a. hemlock‏ @NervousNichoLas Mar 15
        Replying to @VIRGINABL0H @TheOnion

        ?????? Do I know you

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      1. Mouse  🐭 🧀‏ @nomorecheezcake Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol @ Americans in the comments acting as if they are too holy to take off their shoes in a home. Enjoy living among your shoe filth.

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      1. Michael Leedy‏ @TheMichaelLeedy Mar 15
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      2. Marx‏ @maaarrx Mar 15
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        I have the same shoes...pic.twitter.com/gnZ2AYJCWv

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      1.  🎃 💀Dead Apricot 💀 🎃‏ @Dried_Apricots3 Mar 16
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        Story of my life

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      1. Gøth Dad  👻 🎃‏ @DaftPatrick28 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My shoes!

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      1. Scott internet‏ @iamScottInman Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No one has a nice enough house for me to take off my shoes

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      1. Stacey‏ @scallalily Mar 15
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      2. Carla Bayona‏ @CarlaBayonam Mar 15
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        @toddtgardner your shoes!

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      1. AJ‏ @AJJets Mar 15
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        Give me Killshots or give me death

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      1. President Goofball‏ @KBasalto Mar 15
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Ross Doyle‏ @04doyler Mar 15
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        @clifford_latham

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      2. Tom Winzig‏ @TomWinzig Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChelsLoweLa

        Bagley Apt

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      3. Chelsee Lowe‏ @ChelsLoweLa Mar 15
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        🤣🤣🤣🤣NO

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