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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 15

    Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job https://trib.al/a8Unof8 pic.twitter.com/ReVWO8gsyH

    5:42 AM - 15 Mar 2018
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      1. Spock's Marshmellon‏ @Harshmelllo Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @HipsterBeatings

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      1. Cameron Cross‏ @2x_Cross Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CaseyNeistat The Onion is calling you out man

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      1. Lawrence Sebastian‏ @lawrseb Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like this is directly referencing Casey Neistat

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      1. r.‏ @fvckspeak Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the onion being self referential

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      1. Harshil Shah‏ @HarshilShah1910 Mar 15
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        It’s only a starter until he can get a Boosted

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Mar 15
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        Is there no God?! 😫 How can this be?

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      1. TG‏ @TGTalker Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WTF where'd you find this picture of me?! And for the record, a gaggle of mouthy children shoved me off my board and beat the living christ out of me that day.

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      1. from canvas to ship‏ @delic8flower75 Mar 17
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        What does he expect, looking all Lemony Snicket, millennial-version-like?

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      1. pingrava‏ @pingrava Mar 16
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        What I wouldn't pay to see this dick get side swiped by an Oscar Meyer truck.

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      1. Berry‏ @WeWillBerryYou Mar 16
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        Nation curses softly under its breath.

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      1. SteveNorthcott‏ @OnTheBeatNPath Mar 15
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        OH SHIT…I AM 41!

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      1. poneet [名前 : ポ | 大人学生と 🇨🇦人]‏ @poneet Mar 15
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        But his "job and money are on point". That's all you need in life, apparently. #NoCrucible

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