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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 14

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    "It has to be really creepy and dark-sounding, especially when it switches to the slo-mo of that 14-year-old smiling while the voice-over disparages his motives."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/974019094772109312 …

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    NRA Ad Director Still Searching For Right Sinister Music To Play Over Footage Of High Schoolers https://trib.al/FHPl0Oj  pic.twitter.com/MyFsKBZx4H
    8:51 PM - 14 Mar 2018
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    • Bruce Nugent Graham Rickman Erick Madis Alison Sidney 🅱️umpkin azukibabuki Joe Gallagher Kaylin Gonzalez Kimberl Serini
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      1. Joel Berger‏ @joelaberger Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you guys even do satire anymore?

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      1. Thomas Ian Russell‏‏ @ThomasIanRusse5 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dear Mr. NRA Ad Director: Here are some suggestions for the 'creepy' voice-over music, concerning these little Commie b**tards! 3.The Soundtrack from 'Jaws'. 2.The Soundtrack from 'The Exorcist'. 1.The Soundtrack from John Carpenter's 'Halloween'. 0. Cher?

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      1. A Fool Named Mike‏ @MikeInRochelle Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Darude - Sandstorm

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      1. El Duderino‏ @wdrewcurtis Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some variation of this conversation was definitely had at the @NRATV offices. Which reminds me, WTF @amazon

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      1. Just Me, Cathy‏ @kc9eow Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Might I suggest the Imperial March?

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      1. Colonel Smuckers‏ @SmuckersColonel Mar 15
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        See any Democrat's ad disparaging pro lifers if you need an example

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      1. 30RoE‏ @30RoE Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh fuck. Has @TheOnion gone all political while I haven’t been paying attention?

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      1. j̶̀͟͏͏ą̷k̴͟͝e͏̸̡‏ @imjakehelton Mar 14
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        Your bin and timeline organization are a mess

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      1. Chris Fournier‏ @cdfornya Mar 14
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        Nickleback or Creed would probably do the trick.

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      2. MsDaisy 💩‏ @DaisyCutter15 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *her

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      3. Shannon Joyce‏ @turkeyheaven Mar 15
        Replying to @DaisyCutter15 @TheOnion

        Or even “their”....

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      1. Cody Clark‏ @CodyClark256 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm gonna interpret this as a throwback to The Chaser's War On Everything. #ItsTheLittleThings

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      1. huggy bare Dreg-O-Society  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @seriouslybare Mar 14
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        All I hear is Johnny Cash's version of "Hurt"

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      1. Charles Ambler Bower‏ @RebelSoooSleepy Mar 14
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        Bullseye!

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      1. Michael Rupert‏ @iztraveln Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I’m not looking to be a contrarian here... but I’d go in a whole different direction on this one. Perhaps... Little Bunny Foo Foo would be better suited here.pic.twitter.com/VzLzv8xUaZ

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      2. Pat (Insert Intriguing Display Name) McBride‏ @antonzilwicky54 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I suggest the theme song from Barney the Dinosaur.pic.twitter.com/22X4FoQ9T6

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      3. Michael Rupert‏ @iztraveln Mar 14
        Replying to @antonzilwicky54 @TheOnion

        You see... now I’m torn

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