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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 14

    Assisted Care Facility Hits Grand Fucking Slam With Little Styrofoam Cups Of Sherbet https://trib.al/jevOOTH pic.twitter.com/8OF3Ub8H4W

    7:00 PM - 14 Mar 2018
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      1. Stephanie  🔜 Northeast Trek Con‏ @Stephanofilaria Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great, now I want a little Styrofoam cup of sherbet. Rainbow sherbet.

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      2. Triplejumpscare‏ @Triplejumpster Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I work in the kitchen of a nursing home and this is relatable fucking content for me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek Mar 14
        Replying to @Triplejumpster @TheOnion

        I used to work in an assisted living facility kitchen. Their favorite meal was hot dogs (which we just boil) and their favorite dessert was ice cream (which we just scooped from a tub). They loved our cooking when we barely cooked.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Triplejumpscare‏ @Triplejumpster Mar 14
        Replying to @FolkTaleGeek @TheOnion

        We scoop ice cream everyday and it's like half their diet. They all love anything we do with beef.

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      2. r.‏ @fvckspeak Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *sorbet

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      3. Super Brotendo‏ @SBrotendo Mar 14
        Replying to @fvckspeak @TheOnion

        That's a different thing.

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      1. HallOfGlory‏ @Hall0fGlory Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Assisted Care Facility hits Grand Fucking Slam next week after providing all elderly with Viagra.pic.twitter.com/PFkwhgsJYy

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      1. The Real RacerX ♦‏ @TheRealRacerX Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This ia far Better news than what CNN dip shitz put out these days

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      2. Sam Radachi‏ @DJ_Sammy_Samrad Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_bennybeatz

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      1. infinite breadsticks‏ @eeeeaaaaaatggh Mar 15
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        Lean for old people

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      1. Dunc up a mountain‏ @1123funko Mar 15
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        is that a direct quote from her..??

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      1. Stormy Rayne‏ @TenaciousRayne Mar 14
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        I won't lie, when I was a kid...I'd steal them damn little cups of sherbets, I icees, ice cream, all of them. Omf that's probably why I was always the one that had to get grandpa's urinal.... dammitpic.twitter.com/y9iaa1oqDa

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      1. Bats and Lanterns‏ @Skaalar Mar 14
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        Those were the best days in middle school. Bland sherbet? YES PLEASE

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      1. Louieartsup‏ @LouieartsuGrant Mar 14
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        Wow Onion, you’ve been sucking lately.

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Mar 14
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        Yesss!!! They are amazing!

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      1. The Whole Truth‏ @andberg1 Mar 14
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        If you are lucky, you'll be old one day, too.

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      1. colourmehazel‏ @HazelAnnDrews Mar 14
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        What's the current exchange rate on cigarettes for a sherbet cup?

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