Is it just me or does that man change his name and job every other day?
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The same photos have been used for like 10 years now. Half the joke are the names an professions.
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The job descriptions for Onion's Man On The Street profiles are too good. Previous favorite: trapeze repairman.
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Scientology tactics must all remember the North Korean War veterans have had experienced similar kicker: thinking is irrelevant my opinion: don't speak of aliens, i'll give you the middle finger
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I’ll only watch if it the TV series stars Xandu and the plot lines revolve around his destruction of SPs...
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@TheOnion Tom Cruise was a lawyer in a movie once. He and his gang may litigate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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L Ron Hubbard is going to have a segment? That's awesome, representation of black voices on TV is always important
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@DIRECTV I wish this was a joke. You're using our money to fund a cult and helping them recruit more members - End of conversation
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Not only is he a versatile professional, he's spiritually eclectic too? This dude...
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Yes there are some interesting shows.
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Don't give them ideas.
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Scientology TV and Chill-ing Effect when you give it 1 star on on soc media.
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Little problem when you click on the link - this was posted almost 4 hours ago and it still says "launchd."
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Once you watch their channel once your tv will always changes over to it once a month.
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This is, sadly, true!
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May every one of their programs be as successful and well received as Battlefield Earth.
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