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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 14

    Scientology TV Network Sets Launch https://trib.al/rZ8GiGw  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/fBuj75ekui

    4:32 PM - 14 Mar 2018
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    • Texas Chainsaw Mattsacre NICK cryptkeither js Alexis Novak boo (i scared you) Third Sector Workhouse 💀 boo-se saros 👻 SmashFilm Kevin #FreeWorldComic Heather
    18 replies 55 retweets 417 likes
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      2. Mathis Van Eetvelde‏ @MEetvelde Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it just me or does that man change his name and job every other day?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Mar 14
        Replying to @MEetvelde @TheOnion

        The same photos have been used for like 10 years now. Half the joke are the names an professions.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Mathis Van Eetvelde‏ @MEetvelde Mar 14
        Replying to @emuirhead @TheOnion

        Realllyy??? Are they jokes???pic.twitter.com/cOTDbaGCLV

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Lynn G. Henning‏ @Lynn_Henning Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The job descriptions for Onion's Man On The Street profiles are too good. Previous favorite: trapeze repairman.

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      1. Dorothy-Jean Dacquel Infantado‏ @freedomdazzles Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scientology tactics must all remember the North Korean War veterans have had experienced similar kicker: thinking is irrelevant my opinion: don't speak of aliens, i'll give you the middle finger

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      1. Decker Conelly‏ @Decker_Conelly Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ll only watch if it the TV series stars Xandu and the plot lines revolve around his destruction of SPs...

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      1. Greg Clark‏ @gclarktweets2 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Careful @TheOnion Tom Cruise was a lawyer in a movie once. He and his gang may litigate.

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      1. Jason Harris‏ @parkingwarrior Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/d1t3bG5Teq

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      2. Yishai‏ @duelingshadows Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        L Ron Hubbard is going to have a segment? That's awesome, representation of black voices on TV is always important

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jason Larson‏ @Ab0rTi0nIsD3AtH Mar 18
        Replying to @duelingshadows @TheOnion

        🤔

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      2. mary kirschenbaum‏ @merrycherrytree Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DIRECTV I wish this was a joke. You're using our money to fund a cult and helping them recruit more members

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jason Larson‏ @Ab0rTi0nIsD3AtH Mar 18
        Replying to @merrycherrytree @TheOnion @DIRECTV

        👏👏

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      1. Desperately Mediocre‏ @dangblasted34 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not only is he a versatile professional, he's spiritually eclectic too? This dude...

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      1. Mana Nui Nui‏ @NuiNui2019 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes there are some interesting shows.

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      1. Terry O'Connell‏ @Toco1973O Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't give them ideas.

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scientology TV and Chill-ing Effect when you give it 1 star on on soc media.

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      1. Melissa_Ottery ~VOTE NOVEMBER 6TH~‏ @MelissaOttery Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Little problem when you click on the link - this was posted almost 4 hours ago and it still says "launchd."

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Once you watch their channel once your tv will always changes over to it once a month.

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      1. John Kerrigan‏ @JCKerrigan_LA Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is, sadly, true!

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      1. Ben Uticone‏ @BenUticone Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        May every one of their programs be as successful and well received as Battlefield Earth.

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