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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 14

    NRA Ad Director Still Searching For Right Sinister Music To Play Over Footage Of High Schoolers https://trib.al/FHPl0Oj pic.twitter.com/MyFsKBZx4H

    1:27 PM - 14 Mar 2018
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    83 replies 2,757 retweets 11,616 likes
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      2. damageboy ‏‎‎داماج بوي‏ @damageboy Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The details on that screenshot, hats off @TheOnion masters

        1 reply 1 retweet 85 likes
      3. Nick Anderegg‏ @NickAnderegg Mar 14
        Replying to @damageboy @TheOnion

        ad_students_NEWfinal_2.pproj filename really makes it feel real

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1.  💀 Ryan Marino  💀‏ @RyanMarino Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You don’t need sinister music when you have @DLoesch’s voice

        0 replies 2 retweets 94 likes
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      2. William Spencer‏ @skylordhoneygew Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait a minute, this isn't satire...

        1 reply 0 retweets 64 likes
      3. Micah Wright‏ @MicahWright Mar 14
        Replying to @skylordhoneygew @TheOnion

        Trump has turned all of America into a walking Poe's Law violation.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @bettycrackerfl

        John Williams denied them the rights to the Imperial March again?

        1 reply 0 retweets 91 likes
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      1. Pixel in Valhalla‏ @pixelthecat369 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Foreshadowing the future again, Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Rogue Donkey‏ @Sir_Toddington Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire aside, it’s probably true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. A Haunted Taco Truck‏ @guygombaa Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did The Onion stop being satire?

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Ralph D. Davis‏ @ralphddavis Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @bunnyborg

        If this were not the Onion, the headline is not that far from reality. Did you see the #NRABloodMoney ad today showing the assault weapon? At first, I thought it was from the Onion.

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      1. en_la_bici‏ @en_la_bici Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sorry but not funny - nothing involving the NRA is funny

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      1. If Only I Knew Why‏ @C0mpZach Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So fucking true it's not funny

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      1. Lulu Says‏ @lulu_says2 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not able to laugh at this. I just can't. It's so possible that this could be an actual thing, that it's actually not even funny.

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      2. Ryan Quattro‏ @forzaquattro77 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fewer than 2% of homicides due to use of assault rifle. Most are due to handguns.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Brian Parra‏ @brianparra Mar 14
        Replying to @forzaquattro77 @TheOnion

        Thanks for poining out the need for complete national gun reform. This debate counts on thinkers like you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Mar 14
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      1. Sheldon L. Tarpey‏ @SheldonLT Mar 14
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