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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 14

    Border Wall Prototype Clearly Designed By Yayoi Kusama https://trib.al/feEsspC pic.twitter.com/fIQI2IHe5q

    12:53 PM - 14 Mar 2018
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    • Quark98 Zach Morris Ricardo Rivera Xatula никол Marvin on mars👖 tommy leuk! 🌚Gail the Snail🌝
    58 replies 733 retweets 3,049 likes
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      2. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can we have Junji Ito's wall instead?pic.twitter.com/Z9KoKyjfuv

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. Boo-mily the Grouch‏ @SmilingGrouch Mar 14
        Replying to @blockwonkel @TheOnion

        The Enigma of the US/Mexico Border.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. squidlicker‏ @RoboBoobs Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok very few people seemed to get this but I think this is one of your best

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. John Bermudes‏ @dillp671 Mar 14
        Replying to @RoboBoobs @TheOnion

        Same!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Joseph 'Trick or Eat' Satan‏ @JoeAconite Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trypophobia activate.

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      1. mark schweitzer‏ @schweitzercomm Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was the Swiss version.

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      1. MojaveW‏ @mojavew Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @karon

        pic.twitter.com/etwGQoDc2x

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      1. Barry Hunt‏ @BarryHunt008 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @patr1ck

        Sponge Bob

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      1. Markus Kiviniemi‏ @MarkusKiviniem1 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a trypophobe, I don't approve :( Make it solid please, thanks.

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      1.  💀 An Ominous Portent  🕸️‏ @glyzinite Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thanks i hate it

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      1. Mark Thomas‏ @MarkThomas6528 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like a climbing wall to me 🦅👍🏻😀

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      1. Seth‏ @AlwayzB_ Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am definitely artistically knowledgeable and in no way had to google this to understand the joke mhmm

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      1. Amber‏ @amberhumbug Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best tweet ever

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      1. betsy perkins‏ @betsyp74 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #triggerTrypophobia #thanks

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      1. Gary Chalk‏ @garychalkpics Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, it knocks spots off the others.

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger Mar 14
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        She kept sending in proposals, Trump got tired of looking at all the dots, and just randomly chose this one. Rest of proposals below.pic.twitter.com/URHgRUjWWJ

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      1. Rebecca Halpern‏ @Rebecca_Halpern Mar 15
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        @halrudnick It’s sponsored by Jarlsberg Swiss 🧀

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How many SpongeBobs were used to make that wall?

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