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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 14

    Stephen Hawking Leaves Behind Beautiful Legacy Of Unheeded Warnings To Humanity https://trib.al/TPQmUaL pic.twitter.com/wam3vmZSIT

    9:59 AM - 14 Mar 2018
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    • Lost Focus Xochil Walton meidaniarya ollj Leonidas Jason Quin isaac Moira Schilke My Attack is Dybala-Ronaldo-Costa⚪️⚫️
    16 replies 841 retweets 3,397 likes
      1. Real Swade‏ @RealSwade Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fly free brotherpic.twitter.com/nQwk52Ap6E

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      1. James Cheetham‏ @PrairieFrostJC Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s not ‘too soon’. It’s not a shot a Hawking, it’s a shot at us as a species. Bravo, Onion, bravo...

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Goodbye and thanks for the fish.

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      1. Lindy Robert Urso‏ @Lindu14 Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look at the bright side - he's finally going into a black hole...

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      2. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Indeed. I remember he envisioned humanity had one thousand years left on planet Earth, and we could kiss our collective ass goodbye if we hadn't found another planet to live on by then. Then Trump became president, and Hawking revised that to a hundred years...

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      1. Charmed, I’m sure‏ @Liam_Guinan Mar 14
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        It's finals week and all I can think about is the end of the world

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      1. ryan bos‏ @modpoli Mar 14
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        way too soon if ever.

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      1. Roberto “don’t use @banfield” Valentino‏ @Bobcat64 Mar 14
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        pic.twitter.com/7ZZHhXwixB

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      1. Dorange‏ @Dora31943588 Mar 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        May his gentle soul RIP. He proved to the world that no one is powerless. In our incapabilities we can still reach the top n b of help to the world. Thank you Prof. Your legacy remains forever

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      1. Cody Clark‏ @CodyClark256 Mar 15
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        So many unheeded warnings... So many.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Mar 14
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        It’s ok, we’ll all have a great time in heaven! ✨ Or no wait, there is no God or heaven above. Bummer man.

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      1. okdenny‏ @okdenny Mar 14
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        Too soon! It was good though.

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      1. Dizz 💥‏ @Dizz8th Mar 14
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        ggd

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      1. hallopeen  🐍 💀 👹‏ @simondeAAAA Mar 14
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        brutal

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      1. Ann Notari*Designer‏ @annnotari13 Mar 14
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        😪💦💛💦💦💦

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