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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 14

    Historians Say It Still A Mystery How People In Ancient Times Didn’t Just Go Crazy And Kill Themselves https://trib.al/9koDEHQ pic.twitter.com/bPBPBussUP

    9:30 AM - 14 Mar 2018
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      2. Richard W. Woodley‏ @the5thColumnist Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Simple answer: they were too busy killing everyone else.

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      1. Nikolas P. Hard ☠️  🌽 ‏ 🐟‏ @haha_hardawn Mar 14
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        Probably too much red papyrus to cut through

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans Mar 14
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        Not "little bitches" like most of current population

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      1. Anomander‏ @Karmavan1 Mar 14
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        There was no media back then for a start

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      1. Red & Black Squadron‏ @ACMilan1Tony Mar 14
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        They will say the same about us

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      1. Richard LaHue  🏳️‍🌈‏ @shoren18 Mar 15
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        Pretty sure everyone was as drunk as possible as often as possible.

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      1. Cody Clark‏ @CodyClark256 Mar 15
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        They probably thought that everything they did, big or small, would have contributed to a greater society one day. We're still disappointing them to this day.

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      1. mi‏ @missmischief420 Mar 15
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        Economists say it today

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 15
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        Cleopatra did it and now she’s famous.

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      1. Emily McGuire‏ @emmcgoobz Mar 14
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        @SofaKingBrent

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      1. goob‏ @matt__cambria Mar 14
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        this is a good read

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Mar 14
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        But at least no Twitterpic.twitter.com/LwzvoXg3Ga

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot Mar 14
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        I think it helped a lot, just building stupidly gigantic things & knowing they were fucking with people in the future. "Hey Bob! Just put that 20 ton boulder over there, beside the 50 ton one. That'll really mess em up!" *giggle giggle*

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      1. Quixote‏ @independentpen Mar 14
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        You mean like so many Americans today?

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