I thought The Onion is meant to be satire? #TooReal
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Using a small loan of one million dollars
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And I thought an 8 year old with a cell phone was weird enough
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You don’t get rich by letting the government tax you, son...
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Every new account comes with Stormy Daniels phone number !!!


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Jebus Christ this is...what's a word for truthfully-savage-but-not-too-savage?
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Seymour Gansthorpe’s dog wants to be clear about it: “I don’t have any offshore treats accounts”.https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/9907489-i-don-t-have-any-offshore-treats-accounts?asc=u&p=framed-print&rel=carousel …
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Proud day for every dad
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You laugh, but this is probably exactly when they start teaching their children to be white collar criminals
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Ouch lol
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@dan_venetucci wish i could tag joe :,(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You get a free jet ski with that.
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Why is the billionaire white? You don't think poc's can be billionaires?
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