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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 13

    Entire Life Of Universe Flashes Before Stephen Hawking’s Eyes https://trib.al/lRRDoGI pic.twitter.com/MN03OOSsFY

    9:22 PM - 13 Mar 2018
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    152 replies 1,943 retweets 9,533 likes
      1. Eric Hartmane‏ @erichartmane Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        all the geniuses tweeting "too soon" don't realize this is a tribute to Hawking

        0 replies 2 retweets 242 likes
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      2. cam rellim‏ @spookynoodle666 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/i51aoABnTE

        4 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Robert Strunc‏ @RobertStrunc Mar 13
        Replying to @spookynoodle666 @TheOnion

        It's a beautiful tribute actually

        0 replies 0 retweets 209 likes
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      2. J 👻ke Sc 🎃tt  💀‏ @GinJake_S Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the soonest "too soon" I've ever seen.

        4 replies 5 retweets 251 likes
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      2. Dulce M Santana‏ @Dulcelichi Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Immediate unfollow

        5 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Betty‏ @BettyFunfetti Mar 13
        Replying to @Dulcelichi @TheOnion

        So fast you didn’t even have time to understand it. This is embarrassing.

        0 replies 1 retweet 141 likes
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      2. Godzilla is Nonbinary‏ @RoWearsAMask Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly, thats pretty metal. Most people see their own lives when they die and he gets to see everything? Thats awesome.

        1 reply 0 retweets 80 likes
      3. Masamune‏ @bbeolb Mar 13
        Replying to @RoWearsAMask @TheOnion

        A tribute to his intellect

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. DYWYPI‏ @dywypi Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I must be missing something with all of the "too soon" responses to this. It's honoring the man, not mocking him.

        1 reply 1 retweet 55 likes
      3. Ellé 💛‏ @BananaSpIatter Mar 13
        Replying to @dywypi @TheOnion

        I think it can be read two ways, I read it as mocking that everything he worked for being unveiled to him mere seconds before dying, like a slap in the face sort of thing

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. DYWYPI‏ @dywypi Mar 13
        Replying to @BananaSpIatter @TheOnion

        It plays on the concept of your life flashing before your eyes before you die, and saying that a man like Hawking would see not just his own life but that of the entire universe. Coming from a site like The Onion, I think it's a tribute he himself would have appreciated.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      5. Ellé 💛‏ @BananaSpIatter Mar 13
        Replying to @dywypi @TheOnion

        Yeah, upon reading it again I did see it the second way,but my initial reaction was errrr

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      6. Meggers‏ @megapedia Mar 14
        Replying to @BananaSpIatter @dywypi @TheOnion

        Remember too that hawking had a brilliant sense of humour, he would have loved this joke.

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Ding Dong Doyers‏ @AussieDoyerFan Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a a genuine homage to one of the greatest minds the world has seen. It's not a "too soon" moment people.

        0 replies 2 retweets 64 likes
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      2. CDC‏ @capcdc Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is people offended by this? This is actually a great homage to Stephen Hawking!

        2 replies 0 retweets 85 likes
      3. HallOfGlory‏ @Hall0fGlory Mar 13
        Replying to @capcdc @TheOnion

        Not offended, just really surprised/impressed at the speed they posted this at. I mean the man's body is still warm.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. AlbertArt 🎥 📸 🇨🇦‏ @albertart Mar 13
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        pic.twitter.com/fyLMswJxZ6

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      2. Compassionate Colon‏ @CompassionColon Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The number of people not understanding the sentiment in this tweet is striking.

        1 reply 0 retweets 90 likes
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